Now, boys and girls, lemme tell you a story.
Gather round, now. Wylde, don't yank Pheonixgirl's hair, Schiavona, sit up straight. Don't pick your nose, children. Now listen up.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Miss NickiLove. She was a nice girl, but very silly and impatient. One Thursday she decided to go and get her nipple pierced. Everyone else was working, so she decided she was a big girl and could go get it done ALL BY HERSELF. So, she drove her luscious silly heinie downtown to a new place and walked in. She asked the man behind the counter if they could do it. The man, (who should have had a long curly mustache and an evil hat.) said yes, and rubbed his hands together evilly and gleefully. They would take Miss NickiLove for a ride, and she would be none the wiser! They took her to a little room, and she laid back in the chair, and he stuck a needle in her boobie with no regard for position or prettiness! Miss NickiLove shed a little tear, but big girls don't cry, so she sniffled silently. When it was done, the evil man said goodbye. Miss NickiLove said "but don't I need to take care of it somehow?" The evil man, sniggering, said "Oh, just wash it." Miss NickiLove, confused, but excited she had been a BIG GIRL, left, not hearing the "MUA-HA-HA-HA!"s behind her.
Miss NickiLove, excited about having done it, but hurting quite a bit, went and showed it to Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful was MAD. He was NOT HAPPY that Miss NickiLove had gone ALL BY HERSELF to this evil man and he put it in the wrong place! He told Miss NickiLove this, who decided she wasn't such a BIG GIRL after all, and cried. She was very worried, and so was Mr. Wonderful. They decided Miss NickiLove should ask on SG for help! She posted in the piercing group, and they told her to go get it looked at right away! She told Mr. Wonderful, and he arranged a trip to the wonderful land of Warlock's, where all piercings are beautiful. She went, and the magical lady tsk'd when she saw the mess the evil man had made of Miss NickiLove's nipple! She then waved her magical needle, and the right nipple was free of the evil man's ring! She then waved again, and a beautiful bar appeared in the left nipple, happy and safe, with nary a drop of blood or pain in sight! Miss NickiLove and Mr. Wonderful thanked the gracious and magical lady of Warlocks, and left happy in the knowledge that this time, her nipple was safe and happy!
The moral of the story, children, is this.
DON'T GO TO A PLACE DOWNTOWN FOR A PIERCING! IF THEY DON'T MARK IT, IF THEY DON'T CLAMP IT, IF THEY DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO TAKE CARE OF IT, DON'T LET THEM DO IT!
Miss NickiLove learned this the hard way, but she knows better now.
Pictures later, dearies.
Learned my lesson.
EDITED TO ADD:
This is the most awesome thing ever!!
Thanks to Boogalooshrimp for such an awesome piece of artwork!
It's way prettier than I am!!
Gather round, now. Wylde, don't yank Pheonixgirl's hair, Schiavona, sit up straight. Don't pick your nose, children. Now listen up.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Miss NickiLove. She was a nice girl, but very silly and impatient. One Thursday she decided to go and get her nipple pierced. Everyone else was working, so she decided she was a big girl and could go get it done ALL BY HERSELF. So, she drove her luscious silly heinie downtown to a new place and walked in. She asked the man behind the counter if they could do it. The man, (who should have had a long curly mustache and an evil hat.) said yes, and rubbed his hands together evilly and gleefully. They would take Miss NickiLove for a ride, and she would be none the wiser! They took her to a little room, and she laid back in the chair, and he stuck a needle in her boobie with no regard for position or prettiness! Miss NickiLove shed a little tear, but big girls don't cry, so she sniffled silently. When it was done, the evil man said goodbye. Miss NickiLove said "but don't I need to take care of it somehow?" The evil man, sniggering, said "Oh, just wash it." Miss NickiLove, confused, but excited she had been a BIG GIRL, left, not hearing the "MUA-HA-HA-HA!"s behind her.
Miss NickiLove, excited about having done it, but hurting quite a bit, went and showed it to Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful was MAD. He was NOT HAPPY that Miss NickiLove had gone ALL BY HERSELF to this evil man and he put it in the wrong place! He told Miss NickiLove this, who decided she wasn't such a BIG GIRL after all, and cried. She was very worried, and so was Mr. Wonderful. They decided Miss NickiLove should ask on SG for help! She posted in the piercing group, and they told her to go get it looked at right away! She told Mr. Wonderful, and he arranged a trip to the wonderful land of Warlock's, where all piercings are beautiful. She went, and the magical lady tsk'd when she saw the mess the evil man had made of Miss NickiLove's nipple! She then waved her magical needle, and the right nipple was free of the evil man's ring! She then waved again, and a beautiful bar appeared in the left nipple, happy and safe, with nary a drop of blood or pain in sight! Miss NickiLove and Mr. Wonderful thanked the gracious and magical lady of Warlocks, and left happy in the knowledge that this time, her nipple was safe and happy!
The moral of the story, children, is this.
DON'T GO TO A PLACE DOWNTOWN FOR A PIERCING! IF THEY DON'T MARK IT, IF THEY DON'T CLAMP IT, IF THEY DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO TAKE CARE OF IT, DON'T LET THEM DO IT!
Miss NickiLove learned this the hard way, but she knows better now.
Pictures later, dearies.
Learned my lesson.
EDITED TO ADD:
This is the most awesome thing ever!!
Thanks to Boogalooshrimp for such an awesome piece of artwork!
It's way prettier than I am!!
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Ah, new book day. A bittersweet day to be sure.