I'm getting a roommate... should I clean?
Or should I leave it be so that he may see how the next two months will probably look outside of his temporary room? Hmm.
Hey, honey, I'm just trying to pick up guys, same as you! Not the same GUYS, mind you. Maybe we should start flagging or staking claims just to be certain, eh? Or maybe you could just stay at home. Grrr.
ah, catfights. girls are mighty territorial, i hear. you'll have to give me the 411 on the haps.
you liked my matching outfit, eh? i was afraid i'd look like a gay county worker, or at least kinda metrosexual.
kill bill, tonite. yeeees.