-Fat people walking side by side
-people that hit the bottoms of their beers on the tops of others so they foam all over the place
-people that assume i'm ex military, or a skin head just because i'm big, bald, built, and tattooed
-women that think that every man is so desperate to fuck them, that they think flirting and showing their tits will get them anything
-pub crawls, i.e. beer golf, santa crawls, ugly xmas sweater groups, and any other dumb fucking thing you can get a group of people to do together, because apparently drinking is not enough
-Name dropping
-Celebrities that think i give a shit
-People with strollers that think baby on board means you have right of way over everyone
-Sorostitutes that wear next to nothing and bitch about the cold
-People the think everything should be free on their birthday
-bums
-Pervasive use of the "N" word (whether you're white OR black)
-People yelling SHABOOMs

and that is what grinds my gears... today




i'm a happy person... i swear