niathefae

I... am a big fat slacker.

Ok, I'm not fat even though I have been needing my edibles more than before. "What are edibles?" you say? Well, here is the deal. I have a lot of health issues. No, I don't see me dying this year but I have more than my fair share of the illnesses of the world. For years I took the vile pills the pill pushing doctors prescribed until finally one day I met a woman and she introduced me to the natural way. YeahTempest saved my life with her teas many moons ago. Soa free a few years I decided to give the pill pushing doctors the fingers and drink only her teas. Well, as you can imagine I was still in a lot of pain. At the beginning of the year my cop friend (side note, he is the head of the narcotics division where he lives) suggested I try medicinal marijuana. I tried smoking it and didn't like it anymore. I don't know why to be honest. It felt... Wrong. So I did some research and started making cannabis butter... And cookies! It worked like a charm but then my dealer (lmfao that sounds so weird to me) got busted and no more pot. I don't know anyone here but my neighbor G who has MS told me about her girl S that makes edibles for dispensaries in Wa and she mails it to her. I got in touch, she gave me the menu and BAM medicated foods arrive at my doorstep. It's pretty sweet to be honest. I have bagels, granola, popcorn and this yummy cinnamon bread! Oooh suckers and hard candy too! *drools*
I know a lot of people aren't on board with the medicinal stuff... But here is my point. I can take the pills and
1. Never shit again. Gross but so true.
2. Never sleep because they wire me.
3. Feel like absolute crap.
4. Still have massive anxiety and panic attacks
5. Loose weight because I cannot eat
6. Throw up
7. End up taking 5 more pills to counter the above side effects

Or.. nom some delish treats and..
1. Get too high and fall asleep.
2. get th munchies and gain a few lbs
3. Giggle until my sides hurt
4. Ummmm 4. Ummm yeah I got nothin else.

So yeah... I'm a pot head. I don't smoke because I really really don't like it. The taste to me is icky and since I quit smoking cigarettes I don't like shit in my lungs but give me an Orange Soda flavored sucker with a sour flavored sugar sprinkled on it and I'm good to go!

Maybe one day I will go into all that is wrong with me but I have done enough rambling today. My lengthy point is that I have gotten nothing done on the book. I have left my RP (Role Play) partners hanging for a week now and the only thing I accomplished is I managed to sire 6 kids in Fable 3.

Oh and I now have 5 friends here! Ok ok two of you don't count as you are friends of mine IRL but still! Yay!

~Nia

PS... You two totally count you know...