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I leave for Canada on Friday! Yay! I'm so freaking excited.

Amusing titty bar stories from today:

So I was staying extra late today 'cause it was a slow day and I needed money. I'm doing my last set up on stage and some hispanic guy comes up and he's like "Si habla Espanol?" (or however it's spelled) and I tell him no, I don't. So he's holding out a dollar and I lift up my garter so he can put it in....but he keeps motioning to my undies. I'm like "No...you can't put it in my undies, you have to put it in the garter." and he just keeps going for my panties. I guess he finally got the picture, though. Then a huge group of hispanics comes in...again, non-English speakers....even our waitress had troubles taking their order. So this guy and girl come up to the stage to tip me and I put my leg up and pull out my garter and the chick puts in the dollar and totally gropes my bum! (Reading this...I sound racist. I'm not, I promise.) And then I electrocuted my finger. I'm smooth.