nhpsychobilly131

well its been about a year now that ive been enjoying the single life. i cant say as i've really taken advantage of being single, i didnt go out and bang a bunch of girls (its tough to even find a hooker that will stoop to my level) i just took the time to get my own shit back in order which will probly take the rest of this lifetime and most of the poor bastards who get stuck with my burial fee as i plan on being disposed of in the most bizarre way that i could think of. (dont ask, i'll never tell, you'll have to wait and read the tabloids). but anyhoo, it occurred to me this afternoon that during my two year sentence with the antichrist, i was only happy for about 10 months at best, yet i stayed around. why? i knew i wasnt happy, but i still stuck around expecting that i'd wake up one morning and be all "WOW I'M LOVIN LIFE, STAB ME AGAIN BABY!!!" (yes thats another story in itself) (i like parenthesis) (a lot) so now in my own feeble brain i feel the need to really screen the shit out of everyone i meet. 20 questions, urine sample, references ect ect. unfortunately i'm a really poor judge of character and i've gotten bitten in the ass a few times cuz of it. well i bet you thought this was going somewhere huh? nope, just wanted to waste your time. sucker