ok time for another mindless rant: i know drivers ed. isnt required if you're over 18 or some shit but there are some basics everyone needs to know, such as : WHEN THERE ARE FLASHING LIGHTS BEHIND YOU PULL TO THE RIGHT AND STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the left, dont pull to the right and speed up, dont stop right in the middle where you are. its simple and it will keep you from getting run the fuck over. nothing pisses me off at work more than stupid people behind the wheel. i guarantee the big red truck will win against your silly little civic. its a simple weight ratio. that little fin you put on the back isnt going to do dick.
next: if you go to McDonalds or something of that nature, your order will more than likely be ok, but if it isn't dont freak out at the counter. it makes you look ridiculous, it makes the person behind the counter piised off making them more likely to spit in my order since i'm right behind you, and it causes my order to take longer cuz you're too lazy to go home and cook for yourself. its fast food, not the fuckin ritz.
third: no matter how much plastic crap you put on your car(fins, ground effects ect..) its still just a 4 cylinder. go ahead and put one of those little exhaust systems that makes it look like your car has a butthole, it still just sounds like a lawnmower. Have fun driving your pregnant rollerskate looking shit mobile around.
and for good measure: if you're going to act like an asshole, don't be surprised when you are treated like one. lord knows i do.
and in closing, i dont think i'm better than anyone, these are all just friendly suggestions. i am one of the biggest assholes around but at least i know it, and i dont care if someone calls me on it. they're right.
i hope everyone is well
next: if you go to McDonalds or something of that nature, your order will more than likely be ok, but if it isn't dont freak out at the counter. it makes you look ridiculous, it makes the person behind the counter piised off making them more likely to spit in my order since i'm right behind you, and it causes my order to take longer cuz you're too lazy to go home and cook for yourself. its fast food, not the fuckin ritz.
third: no matter how much plastic crap you put on your car(fins, ground effects ect..) its still just a 4 cylinder. go ahead and put one of those little exhaust systems that makes it look like your car has a butthole, it still just sounds like a lawnmower. Have fun driving your pregnant rollerskate looking shit mobile around.
and for good measure: if you're going to act like an asshole, don't be surprised when you are treated like one. lord knows i do.
and in closing, i dont think i'm better than anyone, these are all just friendly suggestions. i am one of the biggest assholes around but at least i know it, and i dont care if someone calls me on it. they're right.
i hope everyone is well
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wugglyump:
you write well and you make so much sense.
vodka_socks:
Another brillant honest statment... Bah I miss my V8 sooo bad, the rice cooker just doesn't compare, and we all know deep down that only milk and juice come in 2ltrs