It's been a long fucking night. started the evening with a bunch of bullshit, had a few legitimate calls round midnight to 2 and then spent the rest of the night doing more shit calls. (not literally, i dont deal with shit, blood and puke are fine, but noooo shit). anyways, i'm home now, so i'm feeling much better now, i dont work again till friday night and thats when most of the exciting things happen so it should be a good time, blood guts and gore will have to wait till then. 
so i've also come to the conclusion that i have no sympathy left for the amazingly obese. (not like 250 or 300 pounders, i'm talking the 500 or 600 pound mammoths we have in manchvegas). they will no longer get any pity from me. they call 911 cuz their chest hurts or they're having trouble breathing at 3 in the morning, NO SHIT!!! THATS CUZ YOU HAVE 600 POUNDS OF FLAB WEIGHING DOWN YOUR LUNGS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU SHOVELED THAT LAST POT ROAST INTO YOUR FACE!!! so go ahead and call to have some poor bastards throw out their backs trying to carry you down the stairs at some ungodly hour of the night, when they should really just be calling the fish and game warden to come put you down. maybe green peace should be notified to come roll you back into you're natural habitat.
ok then, sorry to anyone who gets offended by my bitching about that, but this is my journal and i feel like bitching right so....mheeeaaa
hope everyone is well
so i've also come to the conclusion that i have no sympathy left for the amazingly obese. (not like 250 or 300 pounders, i'm talking the 500 or 600 pound mammoths we have in manchvegas). they will no longer get any pity from me. they call 911 cuz their chest hurts or they're having trouble breathing at 3 in the morning, NO SHIT!!! THATS CUZ YOU HAVE 600 POUNDS OF FLAB WEIGHING DOWN YOUR LUNGS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU SHOVELED THAT LAST POT ROAST INTO YOUR FACE!!! so go ahead and call to have some poor bastards throw out their backs trying to carry you down the stairs at some ungodly hour of the night, when they should really just be calling the fish and game warden to come put you down. maybe green peace should be notified to come roll you back into you're natural habitat.
ok then, sorry to anyone who gets offended by my bitching about that, but this is my journal and i feel like bitching right so....mheeeaaa
hope everyone is well
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