ahem.. ok then. so for those of you who dont know, there's a kind of tradition i guess you could call it up in this area for the fire/EMS/police departments. it reads as such, if you get caught by a camera from a newspaper or tv station, you owe the rest of the guys lunch or dinner. this usually leads to a shower of arms, legs, boots, and helmets, flying through the air over cars trying to avoid being caught on film, leaving only a poor oblivious few to complete whatever task is at hand, and then to feed the rest of the smarter more alert crewmembers. so this week has not been a good one for me on that front. i've done 1 lunch, AND one dinner. normally i'm one of the fat bastards who gets to eat the food brought to us for a job well done avoiding the media, but this week i pay the piper. i only have a copy of this one, the other was destroyed on site. my mother cut it out and saved it, she is attampting to hide it from my destructive hands.(stupid high shelf)
in other news, i'll be playing a show tonight at the bombshelter in Manchangeles. if you're in the area come and see, i'll buy you a beer.
i'm also getting ready for halloween, bought everything i need for my costume, and i will be cutting and dying my hair today. hopefully some amusing stories will come out of this evening. anyhoo.
hope all is well,
so this bunny is skipping through the forest and he comes across a zebra smoking weed. the bunny says "zebra, dont smoke weed, come skip through the forest with me its fun" zebra says ok, drops his bong and skips off with the rabbit.
then they both come across a lion blowing coke. the bunny says "lion, dont blow coke, come skip with us in the forest its fun" lion says "ok" throws his mirror and skips off with em.
then they come across a fox booting heroin, the bunny says "fox, dont boot herion, come skip through the forest with us its fun" . the fox carefully puts down his needle and walks over to the bunny and proceeds to pound the living shit out of the bunny. the horrified zebra and lion scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?!" and the fox says "this stupid fuckin bunny tries to get me to skip through the woods with him everytime he's rolling on E"
ok i'm aware of the fact that this particular mix of animals would be rather unlikely, and for all of them to also be drug addicts even more far fetched, but i laughed.
in other news, i'll be playing a show tonight at the bombshelter in Manchangeles. if you're in the area come and see, i'll buy you a beer.
i'm also getting ready for halloween, bought everything i need for my costume, and i will be cutting and dying my hair today. hopefully some amusing stories will come out of this evening. anyhoo.
hope all is well,
so this bunny is skipping through the forest and he comes across a zebra smoking weed. the bunny says "zebra, dont smoke weed, come skip through the forest with me its fun" zebra says ok, drops his bong and skips off with the rabbit.
then they both come across a lion blowing coke. the bunny says "lion, dont blow coke, come skip with us in the forest its fun" lion says "ok" throws his mirror and skips off with em.
then they come across a fox booting heroin, the bunny says "fox, dont boot herion, come skip through the forest with us its fun" . the fox carefully puts down his needle and walks over to the bunny and proceeds to pound the living shit out of the bunny. the horrified zebra and lion scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?!" and the fox says "this stupid fuckin bunny tries to get me to skip through the woods with him everytime he's rolling on E"
ok i'm aware of the fact that this particular mix of animals would be rather unlikely, and for all of them to also be drug addicts even more far fetched, but i laughed.
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those MA accents will really improve the effect of the pawn.
it'll go like
"fuck me hawwwd. yeah, there, on top of the caaah! ooh baby! your cock is sooo haaaad.
stick it in now! yeah, haaaa-da."
Porn in New England.