Whaaaaaaat is up? I am so tired of looking for a new car. I really need to get something more fuel efficient though so the search continues. I'm just too picky I guess, but may have decided on a new Subaru Legacy. I had a Subaru WRX back in '02 and loved it. I drove a new Legacy today and really liked it. Quite nice.
I am wondering if I need to apply more douche bag-ness to myself to appeal to any girls I am attracted to. It's really ridiculous. I mean, I am not as slim as I used to be, but I'm getting close...and while I know I am not quite model quality haha I ain't too bad?! I just think so many girls these days have such high expectations half of them are going to end up alone...I really feel like I have quite a bit to offer too, I mean I am a nice, dorky, generous fella...I have a good job, own a house, and have pretty nice things. I am just convinced that some genius mega douche bag has somehow re-wired all the ladies douche-radars so they are now attracted to the biggest sack of shit douche-a-tron they can find and run the other direction from the normal guys...I'm thinking about doing a test and applying a thick layer of douche to myself tonight when I go out and seeing how that works...probly find that nice guys always do finish last...then again, maaaayybeee I'm the fuckin douche?
Whatever, I need to eat something...peace out
I am wondering if I need to apply more douche bag-ness to myself to appeal to any girls I am attracted to. It's really ridiculous. I mean, I am not as slim as I used to be, but I'm getting close...and while I know I am not quite model quality haha I ain't too bad?! I just think so many girls these days have such high expectations half of them are going to end up alone...I really feel like I have quite a bit to offer too, I mean I am a nice, dorky, generous fella...I have a good job, own a house, and have pretty nice things. I am just convinced that some genius mega douche bag has somehow re-wired all the ladies douche-radars so they are now attracted to the biggest sack of shit douche-a-tron they can find and run the other direction from the normal guys...I'm thinking about doing a test and applying a thick layer of douche to myself tonight when I go out and seeing how that works...probly find that nice guys always do finish last...then again, maaaayybeee I'm the fuckin douche?
Whatever, I need to eat something...peace out
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anako:
i think you're pretty hot and awesome ^_^
mariposa:
It was awesome finally catching up with life. Sorry I couldn't dish out the details - you'll get them when I get to chat with you in an empty house. Many hugs! I wanna drive down or something after the holidays!!!