Laugh? I pissed myself. Almost
'There must be some mistake,' said Miss Mary, examining the address. 'We didn't order these frightful things.'
Her elder sister, Maud, looked at her sceptically.
'I didn't anyway. I can assure you of that,' she said icily.
'Well you don't supposed for one moment that I did, do you?' said Mary. Maud's silence was answer enough.
'How perfectly horrid of...
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