You know what's funny? Old people!
You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married,...
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You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married,...
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roxypixie:
silly thing. I enjoy the fact that you like pissing people off. It makes life more interesting. Just don't get yourself kicked off.
azura:
explain this rad-ness... why I am sooooo rad 
Today is the Official Offend All Your Friends Day!
So let's get the festivities started!
A) New Garage Music. I wanna know why any of you actually like this whole sudden invasion of garage rock that by the looks and sound of it would be more comfortable in 1978. Don't you guys realize that these people are the denim, long-hair, and cigarette version of Britney...
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So let's get the festivities started!
A) New Garage Music. I wanna know why any of you actually like this whole sudden invasion of garage rock that by the looks and sound of it would be more comfortable in 1978. Don't you guys realize that these people are the denim, long-hair, and cigarette version of Britney...
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les:
sadly, I am not offended. You've only made me like you more. Mwuhahahahaha
azura:
A. not a fan so much
B. not so much a fan
C. not seeing anyone because of lack of guys who aren't a "complete fucking waste of flesh"
D. i don't pay attention
E. I refuse to use any of them
F. don't care for most of it.
B. not so much a fan
C. not seeing anyone because of lack of guys who aren't a "complete fucking waste of flesh"
D. i don't pay attention
E. I refuse to use any of them
F. don't care for most of it.
You know what's fun about talking to ex's? They always have the best insults for you.
I was having a conversation with one of mine today and she told me that I wasn't egotistical. Thinking that maybe this was going somewhere good, I asked her to continue and she then proceeded to tell me that I was instead narcissistic. Apparently I dont think highly of...
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I was having a conversation with one of mine today and she told me that I wasn't egotistical. Thinking that maybe this was going somewhere good, I asked her to continue and she then proceeded to tell me that I was instead narcissistic. Apparently I dont think highly of...
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pinkisux:
cause its where i grew up and i haven't gotten the balls yet to move
alyssum:
Thing is, though, it beats the holy living hell out of the alternative. There is nothing less attractive than someone who, say, dates people who are opposite of themselves because they dislike themselves so much. And besides, wasn't this the girl who was getting into all sorts of trouble with not taking the chemicals she was supposed to be, and taking too many she wasn't? I don't know that dumber would be wise. Maybe less astute, except that non-observant people make phenomenally shitty "significant other"s.
So I guess you're stuck with that whole looking-for-people-as-cool-as-you thing...
[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]
So I guess you're stuck with that whole looking-for-people-as-cool-as-you thing...
[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]
I got invited to yet another frat party (as a bit of background for those of you who are just tuning in, I used to be in a frat, and most of my friends from high school are in them, so me getting invited to a frat party is kind of a weekly occurence).I went, I guess with the hope that maybe this one might...
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azura:
dood
the presidents rocked!
and I-5 N is completely shut down.
so i'm staying at brooke's tonight so i don't have to deal with trying to find my way home. i think a tanker exploded.
the presidents rocked!
and I-5 N is completely shut down.
so i'm staying at brooke's tonight so i don't have to deal with trying to find my way home. i think a tanker exploded.
clara:
It's 5 AM on my coast. I'm awake. You're awake. AIM me.
Do any of you ever wonder how I got the way I am? It's from reading stuff like this and laughing until my balls hurt.
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roxypixie:
interesting, very interesting. That girl is FUCKED up. But funny
well, yeah, I am quite the lure.
well, yeah, I am quite the lure.
unnecessaryz:
Good site, baby. Good site. Thanks for stopping by the thread I created last night to celebrate my drunkeness and patting me on the back while I puked my last shred of dignity into my own lap. Stay gold.
Ok, name change day (or was it longer?) is finally over and I'm back to my old self.
I kinda found a job doing landscaping, but I abso-fucking-lutely hate it! Does anyone else know how fucking horrible it is to have to cut bushes apart in 85 degree weather? It sucks! And I think I got stung by a bee.
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I kinda found a job doing landscaping, but I abso-fucking-lutely hate it! Does anyone else know how fucking horrible it is to have to cut bushes apart in 85 degree weather? It sucks! And I think I got stung by a bee.
(Oh, and for your information,...
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madness_____:
When I was 19 I was a construction temp. Nothing but digging ditches, clearing fields and cleaning up constuctions sites during the summer. I know what your feeling, that's why I found a inside job.
girlfixer:
I don't know anyone called Todd either ;__;
Hi, I'm Todd.
Welcome to my home.
Make yourself comfortable. Feel free to take off your shoes and I'll be right back with some coffee.
*Todd makes coffee*
So, beautiful, how was your day?
Welcome to my home.
Make yourself comfortable. Feel free to take off your shoes and I'll be right back with some coffee.
*Todd makes coffee*
So, beautiful, how was your day?
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onefoolishline:
yeah no todd. sexy nexy.
thedjinnofbombay:
big head todd and the monsters, BIOTCH!
{Insert clever reason for name-change here}
Today I bought a Powerball ticket. Apparently the jackpot is up to *upturned pinky finger at corner of mouth* $250 Million Dollars!
If I win, I'm never going to work again and I'm going to buy all those ponies that I've been promising people.
Today I bought a Powerball ticket. Apparently the jackpot is up to *upturned pinky finger at corner of mouth* $250 Million Dollars!
If I win, I'm never going to work again and I'm going to buy all those ponies that I've been promising people.
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clara:
Can I have a side of kittens with my pony?
demigauge:
fook the pony...dude just give me a mill or two and i will be happy
Shocking!!!
Terrifying!!!
Pointless!!!
From the people who brought you "Name Change Day" and "The Revenge of Name Change Day", and the producer of "The Rock", Jerry Bruckheimer, comes the final word in horror;
"The Bride of the Revenge of Name Change Day"!
Ok, and just to let you guys in on my stance from the last journal entry I'm stuck in a place where...
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Terrifying!!!
Pointless!!!
From the people who brought you "Name Change Day" and "The Revenge of Name Change Day", and the producer of "The Rock", Jerry Bruckheimer, comes the final word in horror;
"The Bride of the Revenge of Name Change Day"!
Ok, and just to let you guys in on my stance from the last journal entry I'm stuck in a place where...
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roxypixie:
you're new names keep confusing me!!!
I'm confused a lot. man. I'm so confused right now. You should help un-confuse me. ::sigh:: so sad, so confused. bah.
I'm confused a lot. man. I'm so confused right now. You should help un-confuse me. ::sigh:: so sad, so confused. bah.
ginger:
i'm skeert..someone hold me.
Welcome to "The Revenge of Name Change Day"!
I'm still here down in Eugene, and tomorrow I'm heading out to look for work. The move down here is now a definite thing, and odds are it will be fairly soon. The last time you pdx folks will probably see me up there will be when Azura comes down for her B-Day festivities. And yes, I...
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I'm still here down in Eugene, and tomorrow I'm heading out to look for work. The move down here is now a definite thing, and odds are it will be fairly soon. The last time you pdx folks will probably see me up there will be when Azura comes down for her B-Day festivities. And yes, I...
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clara:
I run screaming from any man who expresses an interest in me. I blame this on many, many bad choices in the past. Buddy fucking is the only fucking I do these days.
azura:
why eugene?
why not seattle?
and how are you gonna get ridiculosly drunk w/ us? got an id?
that would rock!
A: I think it depends on what the girl wants. if i didn't want a relatioship and the guy did... well it wouldn't work so well now would it. if the girl does want a relationship then its a good thing, and atractive quality. you can only do the casual sex thing for so long.
so what's your 'stance' ? are you attacted to guys who want a relationship?
why not seattle?
and how are you gonna get ridiculosly drunk w/ us? got an id?
that would rock!
A: I think it depends on what the girl wants. if i didn't want a relatioship and the guy did... well it wouldn't work so well now would it. if the girl does want a relationship then its a good thing, and atractive quality. you can only do the casual sex thing for so long.
so what's your 'stance' ? are you attacted to guys who want a relationship?