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Glen Danzig is a prick.

I told him I wanted 40 gallons of blood in my pool and he fucking watered the shit down.
His music used to be cool, but since he became a pool guy/blood salesman, his street cred is in the shitter.
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aurora:
but I love gun toting cowboy thugs...

I'd tote a gun everywhere if it were legal here. BUT NO!! i resort to my pellet gun whenever necessary...
aurora:
Liberals ruined my country.. but politics in our countries are so different. I won't hold it against you. tongue
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Clara told me that I should tell everyone (via my journal) that Im gay.

She can be SO mean sometimes.

*Sniffle*
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clara:
They're different?
clara:
It's all part of the meanness.
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Ok, im back. *pant* *pant*

My account got exploded for a few days due to the whole "Cunt_Dracula" fiasco, but Katie got it fixed right up. Like a nurse fixes a broken leg, it was kinda painful at first, and the cast really itches, but it should be ok now.


pop
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polly:
you could but i dont think that will make me very successful in the friend department. haha
polly:
smile i will work on it [ and seriously find out from someone when and where! ]
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pop
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marlowe:
I know a few ways to fix that situation! tongue
johnnoone:
Man, I hope you've taken care of that hardon by now.

What's up Nex? It's good to finally get ahold of you. I've been away for the past few days.

Anyways, I got my journal started so things are finally getting rolling. Thanks for the advice on SG stuff, BTW.

Hope things are going well in P-Town. I'll write more later. ooo aaa
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Fuck America Online!
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yumchen:
Lordy Lordy things have changed a bit. School and work are the same. Now it's just me though in the apartment with the kitties. We are holding down the fort with whiskey and fake mice. Life is good though. You?
yumchen:
Jon is in K-falls for school. We talk often and write letters a lot. I am planning on moving down for school (and to live with him) at the end of this summer. Sigh....
Miss Roommate and I were doing different things for a while, and she moved out cause she wasn't sure where she was going. (literally the possibility of her being out of state for a long time). She is still in town though and livin in a kickin pad with a girl way cooler than me. smile I am a nerd now. Working four days, and school the other two. A 2bedroom of your own? That rocks! Me two.! biggrin
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Ok, so I seem to be stuck in Cunt_Dracula land for a while.




I was thinking about this whole SB thing and even though Im totally against it and would hate to be naked for everyone, I came to the conclusion that if i did a set that was a ridiculously elaborate joke, it would be fucking awesome. So, here's my pitch;

Picture 1: Nex...
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rubbersoul:
Dude, what are you doing up at this ungodly hour?
isadore:
I like that. Maybe some character, like a stuffed animal to "attack"?? That'd be cute. smile
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New pictures!


Oh, and I seem to have offended people. Good for me.
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maxx:
I was like "why do I recognize this Cunt_Dracula fella?"

then I realized that you joined Feb 03 and I was like "ahhh! It's that guy that did that thing with the broken rib during sex"
rubbersoul:
While you were away the boards have become infected with a bunch of whining morons who can't take a joke.
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Blah!
Im Cunt Dracula and I vant to thuck your...

Oh fuck it. It wasnt funny in the last journal entry and it isnt funny now. This is the worst shit the network has ever made me do. Who the fuck writes this shit?
Im out of here.

*Nex turns into a labia and flies off into the night*
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babyblue:
Drama? On SG? No. Fucking. Way. wink
lenore:
He was just a complete bastard throughout the entire relationship. puke
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The only relevant questions are the ones that I make up while semi asleep and semi drunk.

I thought that the idea of a thread that compared the blowjob habits of men and women was just too simple. So, I spiced it up a bit. With paprika. AND CLOVES! Oooooh! Cloooooovveeesss!



(For the moment, you can call me Cunt Dracula. I vant to suck your......
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clara:
It stopped being cute when I realised the stains just wouldn't come out.
clara:
I suppose it's all right with me, but you'll have to clear it with the sofa first.