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MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Ok, so Im about three inches from killing everything within a 2 mile radius. Seriously. I am in the fucking shittiest mood and I'm stressed out like a motherfucker.

Ok, so here's the deal. Some things happened with my gf wherein we now need to seek out EC. The problem here is, even though we are both against having a kid, she is being...
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crysm1:
Nex-
Better rule in hell than serve in heaven.
-crysm1

PS The Doors rule!!!
lostandlonely:
whats the string on a tampon for?...

...so you can floss after you eat!
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So I just got back from hanging out with Thursday and Mephausto. Aren't you all so fucking jealous?

Heh. We played this drinking game, and I gotta say, everyone is far too nice with the waterfalls! Fuck! I mean, I was downing whole bottles in one shot, but everyone else was ending it right away. Meph, you're such a gentleman.
And, by the way,...
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chicoboprincess:
so fucking in love with you, when I read that you hung out with Thursday and Mephausto I said I"m so fucking jealous, and then I read the next like and was like OMG...so yeah you are cool, so sad you have a girlfriend frown
demigauge:
dman it i knew i should have come hang with you guys..oh well..when are you hanging with lenore?
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I just can not sleep tonite.

Does anyone else get into that mood sometimes where you're so stressed about a bunch of little things in your life that it all adds up into one huge thing and you wanna cry and punch everything and explode all at the same time?
Yeah, that's where I am. It's lots of fun. frown mad frown

But, there is ALWAYS a bright...
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merry:
I've been in that mood most of the day, and I'm also something of an insomiac lately, which is unusual for me. The only thing that makes me feel better is sitting in the dark in my living room wrapped up in a fleece blanket watching Fugazi's Instrument on DVD. How fucked up am I.... frown mad frown

Pirate anything is the shizza.
josh:
Damnit Laughsalot got to saying Arrrrrrrrrrr before me!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'll shiver his timbers!#@$@

If you heard any pirate jokes at the party, it's because we were watching Spongebob and the host in the commercial breaks was a pirate. biggrin
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I woke up! Yay!
Man, we had fun last nite. My girlfriend and I, I mean. Which reminds me, what did you guys think of her?

And secondly, Id just like to take a moment to reflect on the fact that there were a few people there who were some stupid motherfuckers. Ie: the ones who got kicked out and almost got into it with...
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frank_castle:
for you my friend a song short and sweet


Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you, kissing is fun only when you use your tongue

[Edited on Mar 24, 2003]
paperclip:
aw yes i do tongue

ooo yer a cutie
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Sometimes it kind of amazes me how different I am from the person who I was only a year ago.
Earlier tonite, I went to a party here in Portland with some guys I knew from the frat that I was in and a few of the guys I went to high school with. I hadn't really hung out in large social settings (ie: parties,...
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mephausto:
as your duly appointed beer distributor,

see you tonight
clara:
Hm, I've only got two friends left over from high school. I think there's a good reason for that.
kiss
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I suvived!
Fuck, Im amazed that i survived the last two days. I took one of my occasional trips down to eugene last night and man did I get drunk. So i decided to spike up my hair, and walk around the streets of Eugene at 5am with no shirt or shoes on. You really do get a lot of stares that way.
Oh, and...
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frank_castle:
you everytime someone says kittens all i hear in my head is

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Little bag of bones been out all night (x2)
Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door (x2)
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' round my ankle (x2)
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty, won't you come inside

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it (x7)

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied (x2)
(Lost in his little yellow round die?) (x2)
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans (x2)
Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night (x3)
OUTSIDE!

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it (x8)

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!

arrrrgggghhhhh why can't i make this song go away (pounds his head against the wall)

[Edited on Mar 21, 2003]

[Edited on Mar 22, 2003]
mei:
pink pink pink

i'm happy too

thanks!

biggrin
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Due to the overwhelming response on my last journal that hinted towards me asking my girlfriend to come down to this little shindig of ours, I asked her. Hehe. She totally doesnt want to go.
See, the dynamic of our relationship is like this, she lives in a certain social circle (A), for the most part (bring on the flames!) the people attending said prom...
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frank_castle:
i add you as a friend i was wondering if that was too forward, anyways i went tot the stephen lynch concert and it fuckin rocked god it was fun, my and my pal Omen (Steve, but likes to be called omen) everyone was lauging hard, and how stephen interacted with the crowd was awesome he was sooo funny next year i will drag your ass to it cause it was fuckin fun, and on your journal all poeple have dilikes and likes, all that matters that deep in your heart is that you love her and every moment is precious, all that matters that you are both happy and true love will break any 'walls' in the way
maeda:
*giggle*
i think i kinda fit under the radar of most spies.

and iderno about this girl thing. it may not matter now, but if she doesn't like your friends it will eventually cause a problem.

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So prom season is once again upon us and young men's fancies are turning into something that somehow causes their dates to get pregnant. Right. Well anyway, this is so not about any of that shit I just said, so I'll get right to my point.
The SG prom is coming up. Im going. I have no date yet. I have no problem going alone,...
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swingkitten:
Don't change it.

And the prom is for POPULAR people. You fucking bitches. I'll sit at home in a goddamned dress with banana curls in my hair and a parasol by my side, and hope that someone comes to get me. *weep*
snakesbrakes:
dork.
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Ok, I know I should have posted this journal like the day after or even the night of the party, but Ive got a good excuse; Im lazy as a motherfucker.
Ok, so here's my verdict on the party; Yes, there were only a few people there, but I had fun, I got really drunk, and I ended up going home with two women, so...
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chicoboprincess:
so how is it that you love me?
Cause I love you !
frank_castle:
you think your lazy ha, have you ever had the tv on and it's only five feet away and you want to change the channel but that would mean getting up and i just don't have the energy this is like reading, no fun at all, when you are making a PB & J sandwich, they have a new invention that has the PB & J in one jar, you thinking to yourself i want to make a sandwich but i don't want to open two jars, i can't opening and closing all kind of jars,cleaning who knows how many knives, i just throw some crotons in the jar and get the whole sandwich on one spoonful, no wait just get a squeeze bottle.... lunch and no clean up can life get any better i submit it can not
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Ok, I know that this is the second time today that Ive redone my journal, but I had a great day today. Firstly, I got to go to the mall with DemiGauge (she's such a mall rat), and we got to harass boojiboy at his work, which was nice.

But thats not the cool part. Here's the cool part.

Ok, this isnt it, but here...
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alyssum:
Awh biggrin I'm sorry I missed it! You gonna be at Stewd's thing next weekend?
alyssum:
Damn straight! Hell yes and rocking kittens on this end too! miao!! robot
It sounds like this thing last weekend was a little sparsely populated, but this weekend I think we'll make up for that... plus, naked girl's supposed to be making a return appearance, that always makes for a special evening! wink biggrin

[Edited on Mar 16, 2003]