Im back MOTHERFUCKERS.
Haha. So maybe youve seen me flitting around the boards like the pseudo-homoerotic nymph that I am the last few days, but that was only a precursor to the day of reckoning (which, if youre keeping score, is today).
Im now officially back in my old skin. And I think Im going to be here for a while. I didnt realize before what a wonderful outlet for all of the ridiculous shit that comes out of me that this place is. Sometimes I just want to tell everyone around me in class that they look stupid in trucker hats, but why do it there and risk possible disciplinary action when I can just tell all of you that trucker hats are for truckers, not pasty loner kids who cant get dates?
Hehe.
Thank you's;
Sorcha, for bringing me back from the dead.
Andre3000 for being cooler than cool.
God for looking the other way when I was born.
All my dead homies *Nex empties a 40*.
MisterSatan for not sodomizing me beyond all forensic recognition for omitting him from this list in a previous draft.
(Future entries will contain at least 40% more hilarity and probably 15-20% more references to how rad I am.)
Haha. So maybe youve seen me flitting around the boards like the pseudo-homoerotic nymph that I am the last few days, but that was only a precursor to the day of reckoning (which, if youre keeping score, is today).
Im now officially back in my old skin. And I think Im going to be here for a while. I didnt realize before what a wonderful outlet for all of the ridiculous shit that comes out of me that this place is. Sometimes I just want to tell everyone around me in class that they look stupid in trucker hats, but why do it there and risk possible disciplinary action when I can just tell all of you that trucker hats are for truckers, not pasty loner kids who cant get dates?
Hehe.
Thank you's;
Sorcha, for bringing me back from the dead.
Andre3000 for being cooler than cool.
God for looking the other way when I was born.
All my dead homies *Nex empties a 40*.
MisterSatan for not sodomizing me beyond all forensic recognition for omitting him from this list in a previous draft.
(Future entries will contain at least 40% more hilarity and probably 15-20% more references to how rad I am.)
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
atrasties:
Haha, the sveldt physique and fighting trim we've all missed, welcome back little brother. 
les:
whoohoo! welcome back, dude. I had to come and make sure it was really you, that "grey period" was so long.