You know what's funny? Old people!
You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married, but you simply cannot combine the two! Why get married if you and your spouse are just going to keep doing random people anyway? Couldn't you just live together and date others? Wouldn't that just make things much more simple and not totally fuck up your marriage when you decide, at the tender old age of 30 (see above link about the elderly), that you'd like to settle down?
Or maybe I'm just some old Conservative who still believes in stuff like the sanctity of marriage. God, I'm so not punk.
H) The lecherousness of women: Maybe I just know some really strange chicks, but in reality a lot of girls are as fucking lecherous as guys, if not more lecherous, especially to other girls. I'm not going into specifics, but if I was to do some of the things that they do, I would be maced or stabbed or kicked in the crotch.
I) Political Correctness and the general lack of a sense of humor in people these days: First, I just want to say that anyone who doesn't understand satire, sarcasm or um, The Royal Tennenbaums is an idiot. If you are one of these people, where did you learn to read well enough to be reading this right now? Second, why does everyone feel the need to have that one thing that they just won't laugh about? You can meet a lot of Klansmen who think racism is hilarious, but won't laugh if you make a joke about Jesus! And, personally, I think that when the Klan loses it's sense of humor, it's a dark day for America indeed.
Third, when did everyone become so sensitive to everything? Take the above link for example; After my post, at least 5 people who were over the age of 30 found it totally necessary to basically tell me that i was a stupid kid and that they were "the coolest person I know". My response? "Wow! You're cool! Would you like a medal to go along with your Metamucil?"
Oh, and for anyone who's going to hit me with their walker over that last comment, once again, it's satire. In fact, it's satirific.
You know what's even funnier? Old people who don't get satire!
Oh and in an effort to continue my rant from yesterday, I remembered some more stuff;
G) Polygamy/Polyamory: Oh please people! Now you're just being fucking greedy! I've got no problem with anyone who wants to sleep with lots of people, or anyone who wants to get married, but you simply cannot combine the two! Why get married if you and your spouse are just going to keep doing random people anyway? Couldn't you just live together and date others? Wouldn't that just make things much more simple and not totally fuck up your marriage when you decide, at the tender old age of 30 (see above link about the elderly), that you'd like to settle down?
Or maybe I'm just some old Conservative who still believes in stuff like the sanctity of marriage. God, I'm so not punk.
H) The lecherousness of women: Maybe I just know some really strange chicks, but in reality a lot of girls are as fucking lecherous as guys, if not more lecherous, especially to other girls. I'm not going into specifics, but if I was to do some of the things that they do, I would be maced or stabbed or kicked in the crotch.
I) Political Correctness and the general lack of a sense of humor in people these days: First, I just want to say that anyone who doesn't understand satire, sarcasm or um, The Royal Tennenbaums is an idiot. If you are one of these people, where did you learn to read well enough to be reading this right now? Second, why does everyone feel the need to have that one thing that they just won't laugh about? You can meet a lot of Klansmen who think racism is hilarious, but won't laugh if you make a joke about Jesus! And, personally, I think that when the Klan loses it's sense of humor, it's a dark day for America indeed.
Third, when did everyone become so sensitive to everything? Take the above link for example; After my post, at least 5 people who were over the age of 30 found it totally necessary to basically tell me that i was a stupid kid and that they were "the coolest person I know". My response? "Wow! You're cool! Would you like a medal to go along with your Metamucil?"
Oh, and for anyone who's going to hit me with their walker over that last comment, once again, it's satire. In fact, it's satirific.
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roxypixie:
silly thing. I enjoy the fact that you like pissing people off. It makes life more interesting. Just don't get yourself kicked off.
azura:
explain this rad-ness... why I am sooooo rad 