Friday Jun 27, 2003

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Ok, so who likes pretty girls?
Anyone?
Sweet!

Who likes pretty girls who have boyfriends?
Anyone?
Alright, you guys suck.

Anyway, I want you all to go say hi to my good friend NinjaRoxy. Apparently she's like half ninja, half amazing, and she's totally rad. She went to that damned Catholic high school that spawned me, but please dont hold that against her.
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roxypixie:
oh yeah, the drama happens all the time. it's very fun indeed.
paulsandman:
Ouch I went to a catholic school too so I feel your pain bro.

Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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So, I lost my job today.

How is everyone else?
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alyssum:
Man that sucks! Where had you worked?
roxypixie:
eh? what the feck are you talking about? who? I don't really have any secrets, so it's ok. just tell me whatever it is over aim, lol. just in case I do have a secret and don't remember about it.

I had a dream about mallory.

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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ok, so ive decided that instead of letting my bad mood fuck me over, I'm gonna fuck it over. And not in a nice, sweet way either, I'm gonna fuck it all mean-like.

So, next time I post, it isn't going to be all pouty, it's gonna be wicked satisfied. The kind of satisfied that you can only get after you've fucked a bad mood...
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roxypixie:
awww, I'm sorry. I really do hope you feel better. And if being pouty and mean does the trick, then by all means...
imagoldfish:
yeah, you show it who's boss.
then tell me how you did it, i wanna try.

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Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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Ok, so I'm not going to lie; I have no trouble meeting girls. And for that matter, lots of girls think I'm cute/charming/whatever. But, I gotta say, I hate this!

Why can't I just meet a nice, pretty, interesting girl who I can have an actual relationship with? All I want is someone who I can care for and snuggle with and maybe buy the...
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thursday:
probably cuz you don't just want to meet a nice, pretty, commited girl. you want to meet a nice, pretty, commited girl who likes taking it in the ass on a regular basis. BIG difference.
azura:
i want a pony. the rest is negotiable.
thats is all. you may return to your melodramatic day.

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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Earlier tonite, I was drinking with some friends and I got a phone call from a girl. The conversation wasn't important, but the fact that when I got the phone call one of my friends said, "Watch the master at work." is the important part.
Now, I dont really consider myself a player, or even a ladies man or anything like that, but that was...
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azura:
i heart drunk nex biggrin
imagoldfish:
heh heh, yeah, coming from a frat boy that is a worthy compliment. how did the call go? did you freeze in the spotlight, or blow them all away?
yay being drunk!

Monday Jun 23, 2003

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I had finger nail polish on this morning when I work up and I dont remember why.
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azura:
i didn't do it whatever
azura:
i was thinking, and it would be pretty damn cool to wake up and find your nails done whatever nyquil time for me.

kiss

Sunday Jun 22, 2003

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So, based on the limited number of responses to my last journal, the unhappy, inquistive me is not as fun as the loopy, insomniac me by a long shot.

So, on with the loopyness!














What? You were expecting something funny there?
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demigauge:
are you alive?
merry:
Hmmm... Jack's, eh? I think I may have eaten there several years ago. I had escargot for the first time. Mmmm... snails... tongue

Saturday Jun 21, 2003

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Y'know how people always tell you to be yourself? Does anyone else get the feeling that they're making an ass of themselves by being themself?
inhaler97:
Fuck no!


----yea... I really do----

Its all about the appearance... your self or not... ITs about showing those "muscles" or "hair" whatever to attract the right kind of person... and phermones help too.
azura:
yeah, i make an ass out of myself all the time. oh well at least it's mildly entertaining to onlookers wink

Friday Jun 20, 2003

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Today's itinerary:

9am: Wake up, Shower.
10am: Dress
10:30am: Devour the souls of a thousand unborn children
11am: Drive to the bank
11:25am: Deposit paycheck
12:30pm: Rape and pillage a small cambodian township
1pm: Fly back from Cambodia, Make sure to get extra bags of those little airline peanuts that I love
4pm: Volunteer down at the orphanage
5pm: Burn orphanage to the ground
6pm:...
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alyssum:
Naked chicks bring out the best in people and the breast and a bit of the beast too! Makes people well-rounded, in does.

Alright, group snuggles all around, and post haste! And while you're at it, can you ask the Dark One to bend time and space so we can snuggle with all the other cool people here but not physicall here, too? biggrin
inhaler97:
yea.. no cock was ordered.. Only Chicken.. I for get that chicken do not have red crap on their heads.

Thursday Jun 19, 2003

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God, I hope at least some of you listened to us on the radio last night. Yeah, so we sadly weren't drunk, and apparently not a lot of people are awake at 3am, but we had a shitload of fun, and I pissed off some guy from Milwaukie.
Anyway, next time, we need 3 things;

-more people
-booze
-a donkey



Oh, and for those of...
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pixiepearl:
the tower.
rowan_would:
no. actually more like caught in my throat.

Wednesday Jun 18, 2003

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Every once in a while (read: now), I run out of the pills that I'm supposed to take. It's not really a huge deal, but it does have some kind of odd side effects:

A) I become a fucking sex fiend. Seriously. The word slutty does not describe this at all. I've gotta have it like 3 times a day or I become really bitter...
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girlfixer:
I have a very British accent.. but it doesn't seem that exotic to me tongue

x x x
tarbaby:
yes,i do need a date. you are lucky though-when i run out of pills i get sick puke

Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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I'm back!

I had to kill like 40 people to get internet service back, but now I'm back for good. Yay. So, did anyone miss me?

Oh, and on a side note, the camping thing is still on, and my trip to seattle is still on. im thinking next week sometime.
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josh:
tongue

I'm going to VEGAS!!!!
imagoldfish:
hmmm. maybe. i don't think a puppy is the answer though. i've already got one crazy dog, he's huge and weighs more than me and i love him but he's a lot to deal with at times...
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