newbluecheer

My Day

Got up at 4:30am.
Still was late to work.
Dropped like 5 things on the floor.
Gave the Dr. his gown backwards.
Contaminated the basin.
Stabbed myself with a bloody blade (not my blood).
Debated with room staff about protocol.
Got in trouble with manager for incorrect protocol.
Called the circulator by the wrong name, three times.
Walked into open room without my mask.
Wasted one gown and two pairs of gloves.
Forgot to turn.....when instuctor was in room watching.
Picked ALL the wrong suture.
Did not knock over cart but got blamed for it.
Left early.....will probably get in trouble.
Went to bank, found out my balance was less than I thought.
Got gas, andyelled at by some hooch for taking her pump.
Got home, the spider on my ceiling had babies.
Burnt my chicken.
Then my mouth.
My kiddo puked.
My washer flooded while trying to wash pukey rags.
My phone rang three times.
Each time was the wrong number.
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Going to bed.
Ill probably die in my sleep, that would be just my luck.

Yeah, and now my favorite show isnt on due to basketball.
Go figure.





SO, how was your day??