new_loafer

Just got the fattest (with an f) envelope through the post today. It was the applcation form for that job I'm thinking of applying for. The bulk of it filled me with horror. When I opened it, I realised the reason for it's girth - there's an application form in English, and one in Welsh. I wonder if I have to fill it in in both languages, or is that just showing off? See, if we made people speak Welsh, instead of letting them get away with speaking English, everyone would save a fortune on stamps, Pat wouldn't have put his back out, and Jess wouldn't have a sore arse from a bad tempered Mrs. Goggins kicking her round the room in frustration at having to lift another heavy sack.

World peace? Piece of piss!