Last night I was talking to a bloke who said the most alarming thing. Are you sitting down?
"...yeah, I tell you who I really love though, and that's Hootie & The Blowfish".
I have honestly never heard such piffle in my entire life. I can't believe people who I call my friends hang around with people who not only like Hootie & The Blowfish, but boast about it. Each to their own and all that, but please fuck off and die!
And what's more, he pulled the girl I had my eye on. Still, I console myself with the fact that he's probably sitting at home listening to Hootie & The Blowfish, whereas I'm sitting at home listening to Bobby Conn. I win, I reckon. Plus, he had the misfortune of touching a girl who lets men who like Hootie & The Blowfish touch her. Sucka!
"...yeah, I tell you who I really love though, and that's Hootie & The Blowfish".
I have honestly never heard such piffle in my entire life. I can't believe people who I call my friends hang around with people who not only like Hootie & The Blowfish, but boast about it. Each to their own and all that, but please fuck off and die!
And what's more, he pulled the girl I had my eye on. Still, I console myself with the fact that he's probably sitting at home listening to Hootie & The Blowfish, whereas I'm sitting at home listening to Bobby Conn. I win, I reckon. Plus, he had the misfortune of touching a girl who lets men who like Hootie & The Blowfish touch her. Sucka!
That is funny, I hate the whole concept of Hootie & the Blowfish..they make me feel a bit funny