RESPONSIBLE LIVING
Pitcher of beer: $0.00
Second pitcher of beer: $0.00
Rum and coke: $0.00
Having to live on a tighter, more disciplined budget but instead of just staying at home to save money, or finding work, you go out to the karaoke bar and sing and do magic tricks until strangers buy all your drinks thus proving that the desire to get the most,...
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You learn a few dirty phrases, in Japanese, from an exchange student, in your undergrad days and you think to yourself, When is this ever going to be useful to me?
Then, one day, years later, you are sitting next to your little brother, who is sitting next to a cute Japanese exchange student, whom he is trying to impress, when the subject of learning...
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Then, one day, years later, you are sitting next to your little brother, who is sitting next to a cute Japanese exchange student, whom he is trying to impress, when the subject of learning...
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ladymaze:
Life has to be lived.
terrakotta:
I'm sorry to hear about the parrot.
I haven't been surfing the SG for a while... any pics from the plaY (mixed review aside)?
Love the pirate costume!
I'm sorry to hear about the parrot.
I haven't been surfing the SG for a while... any pics from the plaY (mixed review aside)?
Love the pirate costume!
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supernova72:
ever been to a pirates vs ninjas party? I heard of that one day when someone asked my friend for a lighter. He said "ninjas stole my lighter." we all laughed. he's like "no, really, I was at a ninjas vs. pirates party. Pirates aren't very popular as costumes. we were outnumbered."
I think I nearly lost my dang amaretto sour through my NOSE when he said that.
I think I nearly lost my dang amaretto sour through my NOSE when he said that.
supernova72:
ninjas definitely outnumber pirates. we need more pirates.
i made the cd today, and used the song titles to write a little paragraph about the horrors of drinking with an ex-rollerskate-referee.
clever am I.
i made the cd today, and used the song titles to write a little paragraph about the horrors of drinking with an ex-rollerskate-referee.
clever am I.
Its minty, said the make-up girl as she licked the blood off my gory forearm and then invited everyone else backstage to try it out
I keep trying to updateand I keep running out of time. So here are some highlights.
Halloween weekendI went to a great haunted housea giant skeleton chased us. That was Friday. Saturday I went up north, partied with friends at...
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Today I won the race between melancholy and mirth by a nose
OKhavent really given much of an update in a whilebeen busyhere it goes:
Weekend
Went back up north. I needed the getaway. Road trips, even a short one, with someone else in the car, are good. Went to a haunted house that was a little disappointingbut still fun. I finished all the episodes...
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kiki_michelle:
please help!
shambles:
no, my mom didn't win it \
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Mother Goose makes the funniest sounds when you jam her in the spokes.
What do you do when you have trouble finding words to fill a spooky epic poem? Why you plunder and corrupt old nursery rhymes of course!!!
There was an old woman who practiced Voodoo.
She had so many spirits, she didnt know what to do.
She gave them rum, without any bread....
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roxymoron:
"What do you do when you have trouble finding words to fill a spooky epic poem? "
You call Hoochie Hero to save the day!!
You call Hoochie Hero to save the day!!
WINDMILLS
Today
My lunch came up 6.66 and I had to grin.
My alternative loan came up 0.00 and I had to frown.
This morning, I lost my sense of humor. I always knew it was a pretty good defense mechanism for me to cope against the nasty things and the banal things in the worldbut I never realized, how much it shielded meuntil I...
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terrakotta:
"Eureka! The perfect woman!"
I think I may be mixing my allusions there, but oh well
So.... any luck with the ladies in your travels this weekend?
I think I may be mixing my allusions there, but oh well
So.... any luck with the ladies in your travels this weekend?
terrakotta:
younger than your youngest sibling? Eh, as long as she's not young enough to be your daughter, I think it's fine... and if you were dating a 10-year old, the parent-child thing would be the least of my concerns about you!
I THINK I FRACTURED MY AESOP...AND I CAN'T SLEEP
Looking at the things I have written, and some of the things I have planned to write, I realize that my epic is made up, in many parts, of all sorts of little how this came to be myths that would give Aesop a boner.
Off the top of my head, I know well learn:
-Why...
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ladymaze:
Oh, yes. I have the Neil rat! I want the Lovecraft one next.
I entered October Country, armed with pirate hats and rum thirst...
In the last few days
I broke in my pirate hat my pirate beard is growing in (and all should be ready by Halloween time) - learned more Oedipus lines wrote more voodoo/epic poetry drank the last, little bit of my rum had my hair played with (and once again found myself wishing I...
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terrakotta:
Hmmmm! Sounds like there's a little love action in the air for our Oedipus (and she's not even his mother!)
ladymaze:
There's all kinds of crazy shit beneath my water's surface. I don't even know the half of it yet, ha.
My pirate hat came in!!! It will be a fun Halloween month (some people celebrate the day.I celebrate the month).
How many Taco Bell burritos do you have to eat to achieve enlightenment?
Cause I feel like I should be there by now
How many Taco Bell burritos do you have to eat to achieve enlightenment?
Cause I feel like I should be there by now
astronomy is my thang.. so i'm happy to share
??? ah, the future