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Wednesday Jun 15, 2005

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Okso tonight Im emptying out my digital secretary (my little audio recorder that, lately, has allowed me to get writing done even if I cant stop to get a pen and paper). There are bits and pieces of ideassome belong to larger projectsothers are free floating random thoughts, looking for a project to attach themselves to. Heres one of the later

Scene: Two friends, a female and a male, are walking through a park when they see someone eating a banana.

Female (with a mischievous grin): Thats how I learned to give oral sex!
Male (looking confused, maybe worried): . . . . . . . . . . how did you learn to eat a banana?

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