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Do you want to know the truth about Ichabod Knock?

I of course speak of that writer (nick-named Icky), gonzo occultist, bass-playing exorcist, & buggerer of sisters. Maybe you even remember one of his old bands: Vestigial Limb, Necro-Ophelia, Rambunctious Homunculus, Azathoths Taint, or Banana Hammock. If youve read Strangeness in the Proportion, then you have encountered him (perhaps...
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Several weeks ago, I found myself editing a chapter of my book and yelling at a character. "You idiot!" I yelled. "Don't do it!" But he did. He always does.

On a less pensive note, MY SERIALIZED NOVEL IS DONE! This is a project I have worked on (on and off) for well over six years, and is released by <a href="http://www.white-wolf.com/">White Wolf Publishing</a>.

The...
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"I swear my first born to thee." The goblin trades me the glowing key. I then go to my second errand of the day: a vasectomy.

Hello darkness my old friend. Ive come toOWWW! F@#$! My toe!!!

COVENTRY CAROL -- THROUGH THE MYTHOS LENS

Lullay, Thou little tiny Child
Bye, bye, lulloo, lullay
And smile as dreaming, Little One
Bye, bye, lulloo, lullay
Sleep now, lulloo, lullay

Oh sister, too, what may we do
To preserve on this day
This sweet Youngling for whom we sing
Dream now, lulloo, lullay
Bye, bye, lulloo, lullay

And when the stars align aright
In their...
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Back from backpacking through the Norwegian fjords and ready for a long, hot shower.

Tales of the journey to come...

Wall Reboot

All in all, you're just another completely unique, custom-painted, hand-crafted by indigenous Brazilians, innovation-block(TM) in the super happy fun wall. Stand still, laddie, and take your medication.

And the continent hopping continues.

If all goes as planned, I'll be back in Illinois by July 26th.

A SCRIVENER'S PRAYER

My wounds, they gush
But my nib, it bleeds
I pray it never heals
There's ink a plenty in my veins
May my nib always bleed
And my blood always stain.

BREAKOUT

Palpitation. Pain. Mortality infection. The tyranny of a sex drive. The living apocalypse had come to the zombie kingdom. They moaned.