neverender

I SAW IT!!!!!!!

OH FUCKIN A I SAW IT THIS MORNING.

*backstory*

chad: dude, on the way here [walking to my house] i just saw a friggin turkey.
me: shut the fuck up liar.

*one day later*
i go to the store to get some smokes and beer and a steak or two.

me: hey bro where are you?
justin: im on your patio.
me: sweet, i think the door is open.
justin: it is, but im just out here watching this turkey.
me: no way! the turkey is at my place.
justin: yeah its in the middle of the street causing a traffic jam.


*wednesday night*

stacey: you think for cinco de mayo pleasanton would import roosters or pinatas or something not turkeys.
me: what the fuck is all this turkey shit.
stacey: we saw a turkey when were trying to find parking.
me: no way, you guys are all fucking with me.

*present*

I SAW THE DAMN TURKEY TODAY.
it was in the park next to starbucks. i was walking to my car and saw him. i walked over to be sure. if i wasnt already late i would have went home to get the cam. im going to search for him tonight. THE LEGEND IS REAL!!!!!!!!!

now on to a new subject:

PEOPLE I HATE.

1. assholes who take up 2 parking spots. guess what!! you are not fucking special.
2. that fireman who is ordering coffee for the entire firestation. and since when did fireman drink foo foo drinks?
3. also, this goes with #2, the person that stands in line (this can be anywhere) for like 5-10 minutes then when its their turn they have no fuckin clue what they want. its like as soon as they get to the register they loose their frickin mind.
4. im sorry, but if you are going to drive the speed limit. please do it in the slow lane. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE ME ALL UP IN YOUR ASS. IM ALMOST INSIDE YOUR CAR!!
5. fakers. dont tell me you quit smoking because i just let you 'borrow' your third smoke in 20 minutes. faker.

ok, steam is out. i feel better now.
its friday. feeling good feeling great.
your turn. who do you hate.