Tuesday Mar 09, 2004

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yeah, so that bb gun i bought. well i shot my friend in the ear and now he claims he cant hear. i feel bad.
fusionface:
I remember the time I was shot in the face w/a an air rifle. The sound the BB makes when it hits the skull is alot like a metal-clanging-million-dollar-man-nitrous-huffing sound. Try it sometime.
robot skull robot skull robot

Saturday Mar 06, 2004

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whiskey
oxycodone
whiskey
xanax
whiskey
hydrocodone
whiskey
whiskey
whiskey
death????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ARRR!!!

i fuckin love my XM radio.....if you arent inz then you are outz.

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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depression rolls down my body like hurricane waves. ARRR!!!

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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depression rolls down my body like hurricane waves. ARRR!!!

Tuesday Mar 02, 2004

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i bought a bb gun today. it looks just like a real gun. ARRR!!!
fusionface:
Buy a real gun. They're alot more fun to shoot.
robot skull robot skull robot

Sunday Feb 29, 2004

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yesterday some fucked up shit happened so i was in a super bad mood. i had planned to play cards that night here at my house. then a thought came to me: i need something to drink. of course i chose whiskey. Gentleman Jack. i like regular JD better and its cheaper so ill guess i learned my lesson. anyway, the card game starts and...
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fusionface:
I think that when you die your mission will be to visit every soul that ever graced the fabric of reality just to tell them what a horrible piece of dried up shit they are. That or maybe yer buddy is already on that mission.
robot skull robot skull robot

Friday Feb 27, 2004

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which historical lunatic are you? ARRR!!!

i think when you hurt someone's feelings all of those good feelings they had that you took away are absorbed by you. i was gambling last night. i got taken on a bullshit hand. so i told the kid that i thought it was funny his dad left when he was little and that i wouldnt have stayed around either...
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fusionface:
oh yeah...just read the diatribe bout' stealing that toolbox's cash. You did the right thing. What, did he think he could just prance around w/highlighted hair and not expect to get fucked on? wanker.
robot skull robot skull robot
opahl:
No. I really don't like dead baby jokes.

Thursday Feb 26, 2004

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im working on my greatest song ever.
its called 'Physics of Human Implosion'
when i started my job at the pharmacy i was clean cut and well dressed. ive grown out my hair (like it was when i was single). i still am. actually. im late for work now. im late all the time. i think they regret hiring me. but all the middle aged...
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Wednesday Feb 25, 2004

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yeah. i guess i am kind of a creep. ARRR!!!
opahl:
You're not a creep. You're a nice boy. I just wanted you to understand why I'm hardly on aim anymore.

It's not you, it's me. smile

Tuesday Feb 24, 2004

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last night, i blew it. i had my shot and i blew it. so i go to the bright eyes concert. i think to myself "conor would be proud if i whiskey'd up the pills id eatin earlier (valium). so the 1st part of the show was great. hes amazing and ive waited my whole life to listen to saddle creek. the 2nd part.....well.....i dont...
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opahl:
Aw man. That really blows.

Well, I hope you've learned your lesson. smile
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