Last night, for a friends birthday, I went to a strip club. I was treated to a lap dance with Nikita. Nikita had a vibrator and she used it well. Afterwards, we went home to continue the party where I drank a mostly rum and coke and followed it with 5 body shots. Then, because I'm a really smart drunk, I got in a hot tub. Which, of course, led to getting out of the hot tub so I could go home and puke
. I feel like shit and look even worse. I won't be making that mistake again.

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BAMF!