neumie's SuicideGirls Blog

Wooo! I'm drunk and the girls who shot me kick major ass on top of being cute!!!!

Cyril updates on Fridays

Spliff and Binger updates on Wednesdays

I stole this idea from Thursday, she is much cooler than me.

Well... I'm out of streetwars. I was assassinated yesterday at 4:00pm coming out of my parking lot at home. It was fun while it lasted and my assassins were some cool girls. I hope they bring it back to LA again, I want to put a team together to kick some ass.

Cyril updates on Fridays

Spliff and Binger updates on Wednesdays

I stole this...
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atomh8:

wtf is streetwars?

Mar 19, 2006

atomh8:

wow, that looks awesome. I hope they do it somewhere around here soon.

Mar 21, 2006

Good News: Still Dry

Bad News: No kills yet, I haven't even spotted my target. I think he gave me a fake address since all the mail piled up in front of his door doesn't have his name on it.

I know my stalker is reading this. Am I supposed to be scared because you can use the internet?

Cyril updates on Fridays

Spliff and...
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thursday:

i guess my table is going to be under the name 'heads up penny'. my table-buddy's stuff is called 'halfdead'.

Mar 15, 2006

atomh8:

thats weird.

Mar 16, 2006

When I nail my target, he won't know what hit him.

Cyril updates on Fridays

Spliff and Binger updates on Wednesdays

I stole this idea from Thursday, she is much cooler than me.

thursday:

vhat ideeeeah did jous steal? eh?

we'll have to find eachother at APE.

Mar 14, 2006

maxx:

i attacked this morning, but he managed to get a protective shot off first. it seems easier to shoot in defense than offense.

and yes. still dry.
I'm running decoys trying to mix it up, but i have a feeling i won't stay dry for long.

Mar 14, 2006

Webcomics!

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maxx:

dude. i hate this. i have a team after me and i have gotten no sleep.

I hope you get to see some action soon.

Mar 13, 2006

atomh8:

thanx buddy!!

Mar 14, 2006

Sitting here in my underwear, watching old MST3K episodes, and reading issues of Transmetropolitan...

Neumie drunk and tired. I just got back from a friend's bachelor party. All the girls at the strip club thought my other friend's girlfriend was my girl and kept offering us lap dances. Yes, I do have a crush on my friend's girlfriend and yes, there is a line I won't cross.