nettie

For your viewing pleasure....




Yeah I know there are NO tits in this but ummm gimmie a few more drinks and we shall see what happens

a quadrapelegic was down by the ocean on a boardwalk one day in his electric chair when he happened upon a beautiful woman. he struck up a conversation with her and after a time let on to her that he had never been touched in his whole life - so she gives him a hug, pressing his luck he goes on to say that he has never been kissed - being a compassionate woman she kisses him. feeling extremely lucky as if his day had finally arrived he revealed to her that he had never been fucked

she dragged him out of his chair and threw him in the ocean, and said "now you're fucked!"

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR I KNOW THAT JOKE IS FUCKED UP BUT COME ON.... IT"S FUNNY