nescafe

My grades are pitiful, my love life is strange and not entirely satisfying, my room is a mess, i'm spilling money like a money-tanker run aground in a pristine wildlife habitat (mostly on things chocolatey, alcoholic, or soft and squishy that are fun to kiss), my job is in danger, I have three grey hairs in my head that keep growing back... greyer each time,
and i'm the only person at work who prefers ninjas to pirates (i'm just in a ninja mood right now, i'm feeling very ninjaie today).

I'm getting too old for this. Life is getting on my nerves. Its time for me to meet the stripper of my dreams and move to the Azores and raise goats.

All in all life is pretty good. I hope to go visit a pretty island with a pretty girl in a week or so, not sure which island yet but i've got the girl all picked out!

Yesterday as I walked through the Men-In-Black qeue I noticed THIS

sitting on one of the Alien-receptionists desks.

Its funny cuz its true.