It is now the 19th minute in the 5th hour on the 23rd day of the 10th month in the year of our lord two thousand and four...
I have had a rough night.
Had someone warned me that being swarmed by frisky drunk girls and their male counterparts all of various ages (as well as varied shapes colors and sizes) would be as satisfying and conversely, as utterly grating as I have found it to be... I might not have applied for the wonderful occupation I now find myself occupying.
I have never been particularly fond of drunks, of either gender. They, like alcoholic beverages, are wonderful in small, tasty doses. Mostly I have found myself hating drunks and feeling guilty for taking care of them, although I have very much enjoyed the happy fun flirty drunks, and most other aspects of what I suppose should be referred to (though it seems unfair) as 'my job'.
While, at times, it does seem unfair to describe 'having fun for pay' as a job, obviously on some occasions even the happy flirty folks are hard to bare. They were not the ones who inspired this early morning impulse-buy (actually I just figured s5 deserved $20 of my hard earned money for consistenly providing one of the spiffiest sites on the web, and the only one with such wonderful nekkid and semi-nekkid girlies).
The credit for my return is partially because I've just had a crappy week and nothing warms my heart quite like left-wing politics and nekkidness. The last two weekends I've witnessed multiple "taserings" and actually supported them (in most cases I'd wished I'd been lucky enough to hold the Taser... but alas, only the OPD gets to do the fun stuff, corprate liablity or some such..).
So hopefully getting to read all of your wonderful news stories and forum posts (and obviously the aforementioned nekkid girlies) will cheer me up sufficiently to slave through another day of being peoples sober-helper-monkey.
Now excuse me while I peruse all the new photosets, new groups... and check out the funky new additions to the site.. "dating status"? wishlists?
oh my!
I have had a rough night.
Had someone warned me that being swarmed by frisky drunk girls and their male counterparts all of various ages (as well as varied shapes colors and sizes) would be as satisfying and conversely, as utterly grating as I have found it to be... I might not have applied for the wonderful occupation I now find myself occupying.
I have never been particularly fond of drunks, of either gender. They, like alcoholic beverages, are wonderful in small, tasty doses. Mostly I have found myself hating drunks and feeling guilty for taking care of them, although I have very much enjoyed the happy fun flirty drunks, and most other aspects of what I suppose should be referred to (though it seems unfair) as 'my job'.
While, at times, it does seem unfair to describe 'having fun for pay' as a job, obviously on some occasions even the happy flirty folks are hard to bare. They were not the ones who inspired this early morning impulse-buy (actually I just figured s5 deserved $20 of my hard earned money for consistenly providing one of the spiffiest sites on the web, and the only one with such wonderful nekkid and semi-nekkid girlies).
The credit for my return is partially because I've just had a crappy week and nothing warms my heart quite like left-wing politics and nekkidness. The last two weekends I've witnessed multiple "taserings" and actually supported them (in most cases I'd wished I'd been lucky enough to hold the Taser... but alas, only the OPD gets to do the fun stuff, corprate liablity or some such..).
So hopefully getting to read all of your wonderful news stories and forum posts (and obviously the aforementioned nekkid girlies) will cheer me up sufficiently to slave through another day of being peoples sober-helper-monkey.
Now excuse me while I peruse all the new photosets, new groups... and check out the funky new additions to the site.. "dating status"? wishlists?
oh my!
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You've finally come back to us?!! About fucking time!