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Thursday Jan 01, 2004

Jan 1, 2004
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I have been listening to Alech Taadi by Khaled on repeat for at least an hour now.


In high school I took one of those tests that promised the correct carreer path for you if you just responded to a thousand questions....


I was quite certain it'd have me running NASA or chairing the UN Security Counsel by the end of the day...

a little packet was given to me last period.

(4) school counselor (3) concierge, (2) bartender

but i showed the highest aptitude, i was born with the skills, it was my destiny...

to be a (1) cab driver.



its taken three years of college and two really strange relationships but finally...


i agree.

where do i sign up?

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wated:
If that made you cry then you can hopefully imagine just how unbelievable sarcastic I have become just so that I can respond to the slightest sign of intellectual weakness. It's sad that I feel the need to do it but it's the way I am and hanging around with the mentally challenged is like being addicted to a soul destroying drug.

Cab drivers know the answer to all things, maybe that's what they realised about you. Sort of a modern day Oracle of Delphi, but with an engine and more pollution and the possible requirement of state registration...
Jan 2, 2004
deckwreck:
you must learn. then we could play "squeeze box," and it would be rad. although nonsensual.
Jan 3, 2004

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