I realized two things this evening:
(a) I speak Spanish much better when I am drunk
(7) Any Do-gooder worth his weight in leotards never actually shoots a henchman, but merely shoots his adversaries' weapons before punching them, or giving them all a hearty shove.
When did our heros lose these noble values?
Thank you sexy people for welcoming me to your site. Soon mayhaps...
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(a) I speak Spanish much better when I am drunk
(7) Any Do-gooder worth his weight in leotards never actually shoots a henchman, but merely shoots his adversaries' weapons before punching them, or giving them all a hearty shove.
When did our heros lose these noble values?
Thank you sexy people for welcoming me to your site. Soon mayhaps...
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I had a rather enjoyable weekend.
Went to a bar to watch Ecuador - Venezuela.
Tailgated outside with some Ecuas, who gave me quite possibly the best beer i've ever had. (Hollandia)
Realized the amazing amounts of Spanish slang i've forgotten in the 7 years since I last saw the land of my nascence but not my upbringing.
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Went to a bar to watch Ecuador - Venezuela.
Tailgated outside with some Ecuas, who gave me quite possibly the best beer i've ever had. (Hollandia)
Realized the amazing amounts of Spanish slang i've forgotten in the 7 years since I last saw the land of my nascence but not my upbringing.
There is more to tell about that,...
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pihka:
Just popping by to say "purrrrrrrr" (translates as hello!) 
bathory:
yo Nescafe.......thats an odd name.
you said finding nemo was a fave and that makes me a very happy panda! go pixar!
have a good day.
you said finding nemo was a fave and that makes me a very happy panda! go pixar!
have a good day.
Sometimes I wonder why there is no site dedicated to Sexy Reggae and Ragga Guys.
I could use the ca$h-money!
Where is my HomicideGuys.com???
Curses at having been born a man... and thus being almost entirely unsuitable for monetary compensation for the willing removal of my loose-fitting vestments prior to affecting a sultry positure and sexually confident demeanor.
At any rate I lack the sexually...
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flux:
i live to buy your DeLorean, darlin'.
it's a shame that you're too shy to do gay porn, being that you're attractive and all. that's good money! of course, your simulatenous shyness and audacious arrogance is part of why i love you so dearly.
homicideguys.com
it's a shame that you're too shy to do gay porn, being that you're attractive and all. that's good money! of course, your simulatenous shyness and audacious arrogance is part of why i love you so dearly.
homicideguys.com
and screw noble values, what happened to their sense of fashion? why does no hero wear a good hat anymore? dammit, a hero needs a good hat and a naive child sidekick. where are all the naive kids hanging out with crazy older men (stupid priests and their monopoly on naive kids...)
i want my hero's to be hard drinking pedophiles with a pretty girl they never sleep with and a great fucking hat! whatever happened to that kind of hero. stupid television. killed the pulp magazine.
excuse me, i need to go throw a television out of a window.
i still like you, though.