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Dreamy Dream Dreams

Sep 15, 2018
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I get some weird dreams sometimes.

Last night, I had a dream I went on a road trip with a couple of my friends, as well as an ex-girlfriend. Most of my attention was on my ex, who, in my dream, had lost a considerable amount of weight. Which seems kind of strange. For one, I never had an issue with her weight while we were dating. Second, she often seemed to want to make her weight her defining feature. She often talked about it. She was never ashamed of it, though. She was just very matter of fact, but the topic seemed to come up often. In any case, she was slimmer in my dream than in real life, but she still had that same condescending attitude that was just so goddamn endearing.

(It's my belief that her weight loss in my dream was connected to my new serious quest to lose weight)

Anyway, at some point in this dream, our group ended up near some kind of nudist spot. I thought it was weird until I suddenly realized the ex was naked. She informed me she had gone nudist since we broke up. Say what?

(I have no theory for this one, other than I like girls who like to be naked I guess)

Eventually, we ended up at some kind of megachurch. The ex was still nude, I was now for some reason pantless, and there was a funeral happening at this church. I was sure there would be trouble since one and a half of us were nekkid, but then Ron Fucking Swanson showed up to help us out.

(I just recently finished a rewatch of Parks & Rec, so that explains Ron Swanson. As for the continued nudity and the megachurch, I have no fucking clue)

Anyway, it was an odd dream, full of plot holes and unlikable characters. On the other hand, lots of nudity. 4 stars.

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