Vital Stats

nerdmachine

Midgard

Member Since 2008

Followers 274 Following 1032

04.21.15
1

I like butts.
04.20.15
0

Favorite Movie Lines
Apparently the newest blog homework is favorite movie lines. I'm ta…
04.15.15
5

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marajuana, ecstasy, alcohol.
04.14.15
5

Positive Attitude
Yesterday was not a good day. Today I'm trying to stay upbeat. And …
04.14.15
7

Cute delivery girl at work ruined everything by announcing she was "a…
04.10.15
0

Going commando at the gym. This ought to be interesting.
04.06.15
2

I had an intense and kind of weird sex dream about a former co-worker…
04.06.15
4

Fan Art: Keekeez
New fan art of @keekeez, which she requested sometime in Decem…
03.31.15
2

Fan Art: Ripley
@ripley nicely asked for this back in... June? July? Long ago …
03.31.15
0

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." - Han…

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Sometimes I catch myself in the mirror and go "oh yeah, that's why I'm single."