Me: I'm not interested in a relationship right now. I've got too much to do to devote any of my time to another human being. It would be selfish of me to even try. Plus I like my alone time. Solitude can be quite nice.
Brain: Uh-huh. Right, well, I see what you're saying, and those are valid points. But I'm going to do this dream where you're with a girl and you're totally in love with her and she's perfect and you're super happy. Sound good?
Me: Fuck you.
