Recently, I've made it a habit to share sexy or silly (or sexy silly) photos I find on the internet. Often with a "clever" caption. I do this because SG is really the only place where I can set my inner pervert free (I can't post a picture of naked girls on Facebook where my elderly uncle will see it). For the most part, people are in on the joke. But every once in a while, I post a picture. Maybe something like this:
And maybe I'll say something like "I don't know what they're drinking, but I'll take two." Clever!
Or maybe I post something like this:
And lament about my distaste for this seemingly unending winter, and my desire to find a hot place with hot people.
Then I find out some people here don't read. Or they don't bother to look at a profile. Because almost every time I post a photo like this, I get some guy telling me how hot or beautiful I am. And while I want to feel pretty, oh so pretty, I'm not the often slender girls sometimes featured in my blog. Nay, dear reader, I am a hulking, bearded dude.
So it would seem the only way to proceed would be to add a disclaimer to such blogs. Maybe right after the "clever" caption. NOTE: THIS IS NOT ME FEATURED IN THIS PHOTO. I HAVE A PENIS.
But I don't think anyone will read it.
