"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other was what her head would look like on a stick." - Ed Gein, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

P.S., abbreviating "Valentine's Day" to "VD" is really fucking stupid, considering what VD generally stands for.