ahh, the middle of the week. seems not long ago i was bitching at the bowling alley bar on how it was only monday. as i like to say, time flies, i'm gonig to be dead soon. almost 23. feels like i'm getting there. but who really knows. i might go all the way to 100. id like to live to 120, then i could say i lived in 3 centuries. then people would think i was way awesome. if they dont already. and they should, dammit 
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If you're feeling ambitious, just shoot for 1,000. "So how old are you, anyway?"
"I'm one-thousand. Fuck you."