Complacently void at the moment.
Eyes have crust over with a hard mucus coating. I couldn't chip it away with a chisel.
What should I do with a grain of salt?
How cam a question be answered with a question?
Daddy can I grow up to be a fish?
When do airplanes get their wings?
How many feet are in a light year?
Does it take two 90 degree turns...
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What should I do with a grain of salt?
How cam a question be answered with a question?
Daddy can I grow up to be a fish?
When do airplanes get their wings?
How many feet are in a light year?
Does it take two 90 degree turns...
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Ah, it's Easter again.
Time to pack easter eggs with razorblades and cyanide.
Another year of panicky kids turning up every object in yards to find eggs. The neighbors were up early this morning strung-out on coffee and insomnia, I watched as the parents placed easter eggs in secluded spots, only to find out these eggs were accompanied by rattlesnakes. Children running around with bright...
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Time to pack easter eggs with razorblades and cyanide.
Another year of panicky kids turning up every object in yards to find eggs. The neighbors were up early this morning strung-out on coffee and insomnia, I watched as the parents placed easter eggs in secluded spots, only to find out these eggs were accompanied by rattlesnakes. Children running around with bright...
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rockabillybaby:
Dammit, we really need to hang out and start working on our writing!
rockabillybaby:
Nah, it's not Jar. It's some crack dealer. Heh, sounds a lot like Jar, come to think of it, but it's some other loser.
Why did Jay and Michelle break up? Did he finally get to where he had enough of her pissy attitudes? I hope he's doing okay. I got your PM so I'll call you at your mom's house tomorrow evening (Tuesday) after work.
Why did Jay and Michelle break up? Did he finally get to where he had enough of her pissy attitudes? I hope he's doing okay. I got your PM so I'll call you at your mom's house tomorrow evening (Tuesday) after work.
I'm gonna bust out some mad rhymes. Youz ready for dis shit?
I drink coffee
too much
I have alot of pee
in a jar
My kidneys are shot
their swollen
my blood will never clot
heart's palpatating
Ringing in my ear
two more cups
fecal blast in the rear
pulsating rectum
I like coffee
way too much(x2)
If you throw a blast beat to...
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I drink coffee
too much
I have alot of pee
in a jar
My kidneys are shot
their swollen
my blood will never clot
heart's palpatating
Ringing in my ear
two more cups
fecal blast in the rear
pulsating rectum
I like coffee
way too much(x2)
If you throw a blast beat to...
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starla:
agreed.
mmmmm... coffee
mmmmm... coffee
So I came down with strep-throat(sp?). What a wonderful event. Not only do I feel like my throat has been raped with a sandpaper dildo; I also feel as if my forehead's going to shot out flames.
Aside from this pissy fact I've been debating on whether the world owes me countless favors. I was a fecal child. I'm the pennacle of the "anus born"...
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Aside from this pissy fact I've been debating on whether the world owes me countless favors. I was a fecal child. I'm the pennacle of the "anus born"...
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rockabillybaby:
You and I both know those people end up being talk show hosts who cry along with their guests.
rockabillybaby:
So you promised your services to an old lady, huh?
What, did you mow your mom's yard?
What, did you mow your mom's yard?
yeh, I'll do this later.
rockabillybaby:
Well hot damn!
You need to take Wednesday the 7th off so you can go see The Independents with me in Nashville.
And we still need to get together and do some writing.
You need to take Wednesday the 7th off so you can go see The Independents with me in Nashville.
And we still need to get together and do some writing.
starla:
why, thank you 