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Some facts about me (since I know you all care so much tongue ).

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1.) From the time I was about 3 years old until my 11th birthday I used to have a dream of a yellow VW beetle driving down a dark road in the fall. This dream would always be followed by tons of nightmares to the point that I...
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thespis89:
It's hard to find new jobs because Xerxes from 300 is in charge of most corporations in America, and you're Greek, so...y'know...
sixfeetunder:
I hate my face being touched as well!
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Since I've been lame and harshing everyone's buzz around here for the past few weeks, I've got two funny gifts to give you:





Don't worry, I'll be back to my mopey pouting in no time.
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squareroot:
Gassy old ladies are often not hot.....
katalina:
Thank you for the laugh! biggrin
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The Good

I have an interview for Mercedes Benz on Tuesday and am practically in for the job because I am the most qualified. I really want to get it because it pays more than my current job and is only 5 minutes away from my house as opposed to the 45 minutes that I am wasting my gas on now.

The Bad

My best...
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r3x:
HOOK A BROTHA UP! Can I use a car for a weekend? You know I'm responsible enough! tongue

I'll look into the laser business but I'm not planning to get anything anytime soon.

My condolences to your friend's father.
squareroot:
kiss
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I hate how off my sleeping schedule has gotten these past few weeks. Last night I only got three hours, while the night before I only got two and so on. It's not like I can take a nap either, my schedule is completely filled between work, graduations, and wedding that I don't have any free time to relax at all.

Is it sad that...
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mockingbird:
And he was gut-shot running gin?
And how his guts were all suspended in his fingers
and how he held 'em
How he held 'em, held 'em in
squareroot:
Naps are good. Especially post-orgasmic ones...
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I'm wearing my nerd glasses today because my allergies have turned my eyes into an itchy, watery mess, so I figured they have suffered enough. Also, I think I may be developing a cavity.

Ouch.
r3x:
frown So this is definitely not the best Hump Day you ever experienced...
squareroot:
allergies suck. cavities double suck. dentist triple sucks, but earlier is better as I well know.....
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Why hasn't anyone told me that Louis XIV are playing lollapalooza this summer?

You are all fired!
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r3x:
heh. I do know my mom wants a new rotary saw, but I don't have the cheddar for that right now. She's an odd bird... whenever she does something involving power tools or anything "manly" she tends to yell out "VIKING POWAH!"

Because she believes in a past life, she was a viking.

Looooooong story. haha
erichasfinewine:
Hi Jaci, I want to be your motivation coach. love biggrin Not sure how much will get done, you are hot. biggrin biggrin kiss kiss
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Apparently telling myself this morning, "Jaci, you have a lot of things to finish today, so no fucking around!" was translated to, "I'm going to watch 4 hours of the history channel!!"

I need a motivation coach. whatever

Oh, and more pics soon.
squareroot:
Stop fucking around! Straighten up an fly right! (how was that?)
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A kid threw up on me at work last night, which is funny because although I was a nanny for nearly a year, that never happened, but it just had to happen while working at a car dealership.

To add insult to injury the child's father had a tribal armband tattoo, meaning that I was vomited upon by the spawn of a douchebag.
brubaker:
OMG, that is so funny in the most awful kind of way, no offense! One of my biggest fears when riding the train to work in the morning is that some random weirdo or homeless guy standing in front or behind me is going to projectile vomit on me. I just had this feeling the other day and I did not like it at all!
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This always cheers me up smile

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squareroot:
smile
squareroot:
Just to say HI!
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squareroot:
biggrin
squareroot:
yay for new pics!