I have nothing of merit to post right now, so here is The Muppets.
There is nothing worse than being on bedrest. I finally was able to get online for a little bit today after nearly 5 days of being drugged up and watching tv. Another week of this and I will be legitimately insane.
I have to go in for ankle surgery tomorrow. 
On the bright side, I'll have tons of time to dick around on the internet while I'm home.
On the bright side, I'll have tons of time to dick around on the internet while I'm home.
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youandmemakes3:
Nobody said this world was going to be easy. We could any of us end up acting as the ass end of a horse while a naked mannequin rides behind us. It's scary out there, kiddos.
_tombstone_:
heres hoping for a speedy recovery
take care and X's
take care and X's
So putzing around the internet the other day, I found this lovely link.
http://www.amalah.com/photos/when_you_marry/index.html
I don't think I've had the giddy giggles this much since I was a child.
http://www.amalah.com/photos/when_you_marry/index.html
I don't think I've had the giddy giggles this much since I was a child.
sixfeetunder:
Funny Link.
I'm alive, I promise!!
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perilouspup:
and kicking?
_tombstone_:
Onward ! 
Onward ! On with the awful work story. I put in under a spoiler because it's disgusting.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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_tombstone_:
Oh shit (no pun ) Thats Nasty !
Ya you warned us
Ya you warned us
vonpink:
i bet.
you should total right a fml about that
you should total right a fml about that
Soon... Soon I shall tell you the most horrific work story to ever be told.
vonpink:
well i shall wait to hear this story
_tombstone_:
I'll bite - LOL- love work horror stories
The real question here is: Why am I excited for the season premiere of Gossip Girl?
The answer: Teenage kid sister.
The answer: Teenage kid sister.
brubaker:
I was Chuck Bass last year for Halloween. Only one person got it, but I don't care, I looked fucking sharp!
perilouspup:
265 minutes of a good portion of subtitles is a loooong time.
it also motivational to see your movies for free.
it also motivational to see your movies for free.
Oh how I wish, I wish I didn't have to try absolutely every single drink made at that rum tasting last night. 
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brubaker:
I did increase my underpants radius while the roommate was gone! It was awesome! And I gotta say, since she's been back, it's been weird walking around my house without my junk hanging out like it used to...
perilouspup:
this is why you bring a utility belt of empty flasks!
So I am currently at work, up in the spa today. I just discovered that one of the relaxation cds has a track of seagull noises. Seagull noises over chimes.
Murder seems like a good idea right now.
Murder seems like a good idea right now.
perilouspup:
you know they have entire albums of that stuff. way easier to record over humpback whales.
you know they have entire albums of that stuff. way easier to record over humpback whales.
how about you?