DON'T DATE ME!
I am quite possibly the worst candidate for a girlfriend you would ever meet. For one, when I brush my teeth in the morning/evening, I will leave the tap on and wander into other rooms forgetting that I have water running in the bathroom.
But it doesn't end there...
I can never sit still, if you try to cuddle or relax, I will be constantly fidgeting and possibly might get up and start pacing across the room.
I also am a neat freak, if I feel your place is dirty, though most of the time I'll try to control it, eventually I'll get up and try to start cleaning.
I will get upset with you if you don't get my references to the old tv shows I used to watch with my dad on Sunday mornings. If I were to say, "Say goodnight Gracie.." and you didn't answer correctly, I might not talk to you for the rest of the day.
I have terrible taste in music. I only put cool hipster bands on my iPod to fit in.
I will correct your spelling in online conversations.
About 85% of the comments I make in public are in poor taste.
After dating you for several months, I will demand that our future children be taught Greek, and sufficiently scare the crap out of you.
I will come up with inexplicable nicknames for your friends, and forget their real names.
When I get nervous, my stomach gets really upset. There is a good chance that I will throw up on you at least once.
DON'T DATE ME!
I am quite possibly the worst candidate for a girlfriend you would ever meet. For one, when I brush my teeth in the morning/evening, I will leave the tap on and wander into other rooms forgetting that I have water running in the bathroom.
But it doesn't end there...
I can never sit still, if you try to cuddle or relax, I will be constantly fidgeting and possibly might get up and start pacing across the room.
I also am a neat freak, if I feel your place is dirty, though most of the time I'll try to control it, eventually I'll get up and try to start cleaning.
I will get upset with you if you don't get my references to the old tv shows I used to watch with my dad on Sunday mornings. If I were to say, "Say goodnight Gracie.." and you didn't answer correctly, I might not talk to you for the rest of the day.
I have terrible taste in music. I only put cool hipster bands on my iPod to fit in.
I will correct your spelling in online conversations.
About 85% of the comments I make in public are in poor taste.
After dating you for several months, I will demand that our future children be taught Greek, and sufficiently scare the crap out of you.
I will come up with inexplicable nicknames for your friends, and forget their real names.
When I get nervous, my stomach gets really upset. There is a good chance that I will throw up on you at least once.
DON'T DATE ME!
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tuesdae:
UGH I FEEL YOUUU. I've been sick as fuck like every day.
steller:
i actually get all my stuff from victoria secret