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Apparently telling myself this morning, "Jaci, you have a lot of things to finish today, so no fucking around!" was translated to, "I'm going to watch 4 hours of the history channel!!"

I need a motivation coach. whatever

Oh, and more pics soon.
squareroot:
Stop fucking around! Straighten up an fly right! (how was that?)
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A kid threw up on me at work last night, which is funny because although I was a nanny for nearly a year, that never happened, but it just had to happen while working at a car dealership.

To add insult to injury the child's father had a tribal armband tattoo, meaning that I was vomited upon by the spawn of a douchebag.
brubaker:
OMG, that is so funny in the most awful kind of way, no offense! One of my biggest fears when riding the train to work in the morning is that some random weirdo or homeless guy standing in front or behind me is going to projectile vomit on me. I just had this feeling the other day and I did not like it at all!
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This always cheers me up smile

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squareroot:
smile
squareroot:
Just to say HI!
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squareroot:
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squareroot:
yay for new pics!
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As every other normal person in the world will tell you, spending time with ignorant people rates up there in the pleasure experience of receiving a root canal. However, sometimes their stupidity can amuse you greatly. Case in point, the other day:

I had to give my insanely ignorant cousin a ride, and we end up stopping at a light behind a car that has...
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thespis89:
Oh MY! I hope that one isn't related to Bridgit. How is she doing, by the by? You may have talked to her more recently than I have.
squareroot:
Oh God thats depressing! As far as the update goes, I'm working on it......
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I'm slowly adding more pics to my album. Check them out for progress every couple days.
squareroot:
Yay for pics!! smile
mockingbird:
I ended up looking under sublet/temporary on craigslist and we found a really nice place. So it's worth looking there.
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It seems as if everyone has fallen off the face of the earth.

Where is everybody?

Furthermore, how are you doing?
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Dear annoying guy sitting next to me in Starbucks right now,

I am glad that you are interested in the suicide of the DC Madam, but I would appreciate it if you didn't watch videos on CNN.com with the volume blaring while I'm trying to study. Headphones are not that expensive nowadays, and reading articles is just as fun as watching news clips, I swear!...
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squareroot:
Isn't it amazing how rude and inconsiderate people can be? Entitled fuckwads... the really amazing thing, I think, is that they don't realize that they are being rude, and would get all bent out of shape if you asked them to cut it out. I swear!
squareroot:
People... suck.
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So my little sister has developed a food allergy that has caused a rash all over her body. Also, it just so happens to be her Prom this friday. So in order to remedy this, we went to the doctor today and he has put her on a round of steroids to clear it up in time for the dance.

Now, this may seem a...
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squareroot:
Thats terrible, but really pretty hilarious!
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Happy Orthodox Easter to those that celebrate!

Xristos Anesti!
squareroot:
Thanks for the comment, and happy easter, ortho-easter bunny!
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My last two blogs have been kind of downers, so I think I'll update without all the sad hospital business.

As anyone who has seen my profile knows, one of my biggest vices/guilty pleasures is reading terrible teen novels. The more ridiculous the premise the better. Teen socialites at the turn of the century? Great. Long lost twins that also happen to be witches? Awesome....
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squareroot:
Have you read the Artemis Fowl books?
squareroot:
I've enjoyed them a lot, the three I've read so far. I'm also a big fan of Swallows and Amazons, which may or may not be your cup of tea.

And thanks for the compliment!