it appears I've been hoodwinked on one of my latest projects and I'm sure no on e will notice.  but never fear, I've got plenty o' aces up my sleeves.  many more exciting and new adventures to come from the likes o' me.  that's right.  I've got a whole barrel o' tricks I might delve into, just to astonish the easily bewilderable.  and don't forget about my pockets full o' (cookie) dough, head full o' stress and my bulletproof vest.
have a nice day, wanker!
    
  have a nice day, wanker!
and my literate sense is tingling... i don't believe many of those words are in the english language at all...