I was bitten by a dog while riding my bicycle in the woods on Saturday.  It stings a bit.  Fortunately the owner was present when this occurred and administered proper first aid in her kitchen.  She's a nurse.  She's also the mom of a girl I had a crush on in high school.  She showed me the dog's shot record so I'm not going to get sick or anything.  But it is no little sissy bite.  Looks like I was attacked by a wolverine.  Anyway.  Get bent, fuckers.
    
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