i'm back in brooklyn, whew! spank goodness. richmond drains me. i did enjoy seeing my wonderful parents and my sister and the kitties (puffy and mookie). puffy got into my jacket pocket and pulled out the entire pack of trident gum and chewed on about ten pieces. as in taking them out of their wrappers and chewing on them until there's fifty little pieces of gum all over the floor. i hope he didn't swallow any. he also fell down the stairs a couple of times and fell right of the bed once. what a clumzy strange cat that i'm totaly in love with.
i also hung out with treat! and she's wonderful and prettty and stuff and i miss her.
last night i hurt my toes during a sexual adventure. i fell right off my boots and hit my toes in a strange way and now they hurt. but it was hillarious. totaly worth it. whenever i try to do the typical sex play things with my boy it turns into comedy hour. like this one time we decided to try out the strawberry and whipped cream thing. we ended up rubbing our faces into the whipped cream and making weird faces at eachother. and then we cought tags on eachother in whipped cream and took pictures of the whipped cream tags. did you know that after about ten minutes the places on your skin that had whipped cream on them smell like vomit? well now you do. this lead into us trying to have shower sex which was also a disaster b/c our bodies rubbing against eachother kept making oinking pig noises.
yes. i am just not sexy in that way i guess. hahaha.
i also hung out with treat! and she's wonderful and prettty and stuff and i miss her.
last night i hurt my toes during a sexual adventure. i fell right off my boots and hit my toes in a strange way and now they hurt. but it was hillarious. totaly worth it. whenever i try to do the typical sex play things with my boy it turns into comedy hour. like this one time we decided to try out the strawberry and whipped cream thing. we ended up rubbing our faces into the whipped cream and making weird faces at eachother. and then we cought tags on eachother in whipped cream and took pictures of the whipped cream tags. did you know that after about ten minutes the places on your skin that had whipped cream on them smell like vomit? well now you do. this lead into us trying to have shower sex which was also a disaster b/c our bodies rubbing against eachother kept making oinking pig noises.
yes. i am just not sexy in that way i guess. hahaha. VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
Aww your kitties sound sooo cute!
Yea, I hear that. It does smell like vomit. I had an incident with whip cream and my ex BF. he put it all over me and on my back and he laid me down and stuff when I went to get up the sheets stuck to me. (The sheets would not come off.) It was a big sticky mess Ha. So we did the shower thing too, But his shower is a stand up shower with no tub, It was made for only one person. And that didn't work. But it was fun experience.
Oh btw are you going to go to the strip club to see Roxy dance?
Have a good one!
Buh Bye's
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