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Things Johnny is thankful for...

Guinness
Bombay Saphire
Pussy
Guinness
Music
Lawyers
Guns
Money
Guinness
My ass
My cock
Felatio
Cunnilingus
Analingus
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Betty Ford?

tonguemiao!!
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thecowboy:
ill be at azia tonite..its a nice yuppie bar at 26th and nicollet. if ya can go, call me. if not, suck my balls.
vitaminpink:
its not good. it sucks ass, in fact. all these people who are on it are either going to cave in eventually (like my family) or suffer serious damage to their longterm health. but, people will follow any fad...
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Good times, good times. Too bad that band was making my head throb. Too much for me, call me neopussy if you must.

I'm not sure the last time I wanted to punch somebody, but last night I was damn close. I've only thrown one punch in my life and that was yeears ago. Keep your hands to yourself people, and don't cross the line....
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er:
don't make me hate you, pussyman. i'm dangerously close.

wink mad
anomalous:
Hey! What are you kids talking about? biggrin

Yeah, I crossed a line. Yeah, you have a right to be pissed. Yeah, I loved every sensual second of it.

Grfrrrrrrrfrfrrrrrr...

BTW, Blasfemme (who is sooooo sorrrrry for my behavior), you still owe me $20 for getting the shirt off.
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Have a good weekend, fuckers! I'm outtie to the great white north. Drew, my dog, I'll do my best to get back to the cities for Saturday evenings events. I'll let someone's shit know my dealio.

tonguemiao!!
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prs2000:
turkey burgers. turkey sausage. turkey bacon. turkey pepperoni. ground turkey. turkey hotdish. turkey jerky. turkey meatloaf. turkey meatballs. turkey chili. turkey tacos... i'd pick them all over beef or pork anyday.

but i do like the occasional high-quality beef tenderloin - prepared medium with a slightly pink center - with just a sprinkle of salt.
blasfemme:
hee hee hee hee hee hee....punkrocksim is GREAT!!!! hee hee hee hee hee hee
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9am- client application
10:30- begin long day of bullshit
6pm- go home
6:10- pack bag
6:11- crack beer
6:20- crack beer
6:30- crack beer
6:45- crack beer
6:55- pee
7pm- drive for two and half hours

Have a damn good weekend, assholes!

tonguemiao!!
thecowboy:
neo if you seriously dont like the beastie boys there is something more wrong with you than the obvious..and get back sat. nite cause im havin my leavin town partay at suzies..you can come back you said and sat is the only nite smitty can play..it just has to happen this way for everyone to be able to go..im gonna call galen right now..let me know what you can do homie..kisses, drew. love
annysia:
that's quite the funky lil'rhyme you left on punkrocksim's journal. tee-hee. cute.
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I don't want to go up north this weekend! But fuck, what can I do? It's partially business, and business has it's priorities too. It's time for a little 2004 "gameplan". I must maintain my yuppiedem... and at any cost! Muhahahaha!

tonguemiao!!
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prs2000:
would that be "up nort" like good minnesotan talk?
souljerk:
Dean...Clark what ever eather one is better then Bush.

And vote you fucking ingrate... if people don't vote nothing well ever change, nothing well ever get better. frown
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I skied my worst race ever last night. frown It shouldn't surprise me, I haven't skied once this year, in the back of my head I think about my ski accident a year ago, and I'm being a pussy about my back. In other words, it's all up in my head. Better get it straightend out... and quick at that!

tonguemiao!!
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scoots:
what smitty said - neopussy
souljerk:
"Don't get me wrong, love the DEVO version... but I'm on the Stones wagon. "

I highly doubt that you have ever seen the inside of any kind of wagon. biggrin

And there you go with the whole betting thingy again. I told you, you could just give me $400.00 bucks and I well be happy to call you a loser as many times as you please.

Q: Whom do you think well get the democratic "nod"?
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Not looking forward to tonight. I start racing at wonderful Highland Hills this evening. Fifteen seconds of racing, wow, that really get's the adrenaline pumping!?! :odd: I haven't skied all year due to some back problems, and didn't get to a full season in last year due to my wittle accident on the slopes. Oh, and did I mention there's a high today of 5...
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clara:
Good luck!
souljerk:
Wow is it possable to ski and drink? I guess I had better ask Sonny Bonno. biggrin biggrin biggrin

Good luck you fucking dink wink

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And so this is Monday. It's back to the regular grind of Monday thru Friday. The last month has been out of control with all the holiday hoopla. And now there are no scheduled days for my office being closed for months upon end. The truth be told, I can really take any day off that I want to. However, I haven't taken a week...
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souljerk:
$400.00 in cards man come over and you can give me $400.00 bucks i WILL EVEN LET YOU WIN BACK HALF. biggrin
blasfemme:
hey there johnny, nice to be home. it IS freezing. i got back just in time for the sub zero 2 weeks we always get in january. blah
let me know if you kids go out i'd like to hang out. no triple rock for me tonite either.
oh, and gambling is bad, very very bad.....

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Been a nice little bender of a week. And the boozing continues tonight at Hairball...

tonguemiao!!
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nicolelee:
benders? what are those???

nik hasnt had one in almost a month. pfeff. mad

n*
thecowboy:
it HAS been a bender, huh?
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Didn't make an ass of myself this year for once!!! Wow, there's always got to be a first for everything.

Bumped into my latest ex... which turned out to be okay. I hadn't found anyone at that time to fondle my nuts as the ball dropped, so to speak. As she was pleading me to stay in her room... I told my buddy to call...
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souljerk:
AHHH man their just aint nothing better then after brake up sex, well there is but not right when ABS is starring you in the face.
aaardvark:
Don't worry, I showered, and not I'm fresh smellin. Good girly smells.