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Have you ever seen a couple grown men playing poker in the nudie? No cards up my sleeves...

I bitched at Lester via Tina this afternoon... per the norm, I'm half in the bag for a Sunday.

tonguemiao!!
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violentlyhappy:
egg zach lee.

i spent the better half of my sunday doing inhouse rehab. cheap beer and even cheaper tequila a productive day does not make.
violentlyhappy:
and put some clothes on.

brings new meaning to the game texas "hold-em".
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I'm better... I got a little fucked up last night at the Uptown. Saw the Fighting Tongs, not bad, and then headed over to the Independent.

"you're crazy man.
that one time...
when you stole that cow...
and your buddy tried to make it
with the cow!
I wanna party with you, cowboy."

tonguemiao!!
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scoots:
i didn't know what to do with myself, i didn't fall asleep until 4am - drinking during the day fucks up my whole system - so does getting up at 6am on a saturday still drunk.
judas:
no, working out will make me feel better. the park would be really nice... but getting sweaty and nasty will make me feel great.
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What a fucking piss ass day so far.

As of three weeks ago, my father and I had hired a fourth person to help bring in the business. We couldn't have been more optimistic about our summer business growing. When things couldn't seem to be any better, the walls start crumbling in around us.

Wednesday evening, the woman we hired three weeks ago unexpectedly quits...
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judas:
i send you virtual kisses, muffins and bowties.
thejuanupsman:
Not unless you need an attorney on staff. But if you do, sure in a minute, I would love to get out of my current job & location.
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Scratch that last idea... that was retarded. *insert retarded emoticon, or picture of self*

So I'm heading downtown right after work this evening. Meeting up with a couple of SG community folk for the block party. Afterward... heading to the game. But it's after the game where it get's interesting... because I have nothing going. At this juncture, I'm just free-balling it.

tonguemiao!!

PS- just got...
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trixel:
Monogomay is easy, as long as you can keep your hands in your pants. Bail out the boat when temptation runs near.

I need to learn to bail out my boat more quickly I guess. Being a female, we're blessed with the ability to come without even inserting our hands in our pants. Takes some work. I love being a woman. kiss
nordicgoddess:
HELLLOOOO SUGAR DADDY!! Wanna waste some of that tax return on me and punkrocksim??
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I hate to do this so soon, but what a kickass idea by my chum, Plaingurl! This will be interesting. People have a propencity to make one too many assumptions, and I think that assumptions about me are frequently made all too much.

So kids, here's the game.... simply ask me a question, and upon my lawyer reviewing them, I will answer accordingly.

So...
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eyepatchless:
I laughed my ass off and spit coffee all over my keyboard when I read this.


neodrunk said onApril 29, 2004 @ 8:19PMREPLY

Runk, I take back everything I've ever said that was nice to you.

You are retarded.


ARRR!!!
runk:
Will you write me a $400K mortgage with my $55K income, absurd debt-to-income ratio, and questionable credit history?

what a retarded thing to ask



Peace out, bro.
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*cough* y'ep... we're clear!

tonguemiao!!
thecowboy:
pothead.
souljerk:
but you a snob with a heart of guiness
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I was a Highway man... across the universe divide.

tonguemiao!!
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prs2000:
how exactly do you tweak your brain? i need a brain transplant i think...
runk:
P.U.I. I gotta stay away from here when the Bacardi becomes half gone.
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Okay, the downer I've inflicted upon myself for the afternoon, will and must come to an end now. Business must be taken care of... NOW!

Take care.

tonguemiao!!
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judas:
you and scoots are just too fucking cute. i wanna eat you.
runk:
More pancakes, Charlie Murphy???
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I'm suddenly having one of "those" days.

Sometimes indirect things will direct your mind and thoughts in other directions. Then maybe something else completely askew from what that topic or issue was comes into play to spark your brain to run around at a thousand miles per hour.

I'm having a flashback today... it doesn't feel good. frown Maybe a "good bleeding" will help?

tonguemiao!!

Q: What...
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bankerboy:
I get the misdirection stuff. Just when you think you might make some time with your special lady...your work cell phone rings and it is HR on the other end. Fuck...two worlds colliding.

I don't know what makes me whole except for a lot of little atoms all bound together in a mass of burning love.

Hope your day gets better. 2 more days and I am off the wagon, I know you are keeping track.

bb surreal
finch:
hmmm...what defines my happiness? i really don't know. i would love to be able to say 'myself,' but i'm not really sure that's true.

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What a gorgeous day in Minneapolis today!!! eeek

You got to love a day in the 80's... sadly enough, back to the 50's for the rest of the damn week. Enjoy it, my friends, while we have the opportunity! I took a little break over the lunch hour to cruise around with the top down, and it was grand!

Today is a day to be outdoors...
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er:
top down in the --xster?

adequate: well, i have of course committed to memory that photo of your nuts that circulates around here like the cat wearing the lime helmet...
judas:
erasing your shit??? what the dilly, yo?