Who knew a man could go out and enjoy himself a crazy little Monday night!?!
Met up with a couple folk at O'Donovan's before hitting up First Ave. Saw the first set of Clutch before a few of us decided to meander over to the 22nd Station. It's always nice to catch a view of tits and labia before going home and hitting the sack....
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Met up with a couple folk at O'Donovan's before hitting up First Ave. Saw the first set of Clutch before a few of us decided to meander over to the 22nd Station. It's always nice to catch a view of tits and labia before going home and hitting the sack....
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A big thanks to everyone who showed their ugly mug this weekend. I now have the ability to get drunk on my own all the while reading what may be the best comic book of all time, "Head: For lovers of cunnilingus". I've also pissed off a number of people to with my constant kazoo playing.
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souljerk:
what can i say people love me!!! by me of course i mean DEVO!!!
what can i say people love me!!! by me of course i mean DEVO!!!
trixel:
I adore a kazoo playing hottie. DAMN! 
Who drank all the blackberry brandy???
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scoots:
ps - i just expelled your blackberry brandy - it was fabulous
judas:
i'm sorry. i will forego all niceties and just lick your bicep.
Saturday nights alright for fighting.
Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody.
Saturday, in the park, think it was the fourth of July?
Will you come see me, Thursday's and Saturday's? What have you got to lose?
Mid afternoon update:
I was finally able to take a crap... no longer constipated.
Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody.
Saturday, in the park, think it was the fourth of July?
Will you come see me, Thursday's and Saturday's? What have you got to lose?
Mid afternoon update:
I was finally able to take a crap... no longer constipated.
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nordicgoddess:
B.Brandy shots and an ass grab, what a way to end the evening! 
clara:
Congratulations on your poo.
Met up with my buddy to help plan his bachelor party after work. I'm not even the bestman.... but he lives out in Baltimore, so better me then some other hunyuck. I felt evil excepting a "free" Mich Ultra as a taste test. I should've just thrown the bottle back in her face and asked if that was a good enough response. It...
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nordicgoddess:
Hi Honey, Wuney! I hope to see you soon and give you a BIG OL spanking! 
nordicgoddess:
Appearance is a must. Spanking is optional, and up to you!
Thanks for all the love kids!
It'll be a weird month for me, so when I'm an asshole, just bare with me. And when I'm being an asshole, just to be an asshole, like when I'm an asshole, in my usual asshole way... that just means fuck off!
"Rain, rain, go away...
come again some other day."
From the Mayo's website:
For most of these...
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It'll be a weird month for me, so when I'm an asshole, just bare with me. And when I'm being an asshole, just to be an asshole, like when I'm an asshole, in my usual asshole way... that just means fuck off!
"Rain, rain, go away...
come again some other day."
From the Mayo's website:
For most of these...
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scoots:
assholeneodrunk.........represent'n
i like the odds, im calling my bookie and putting big money on your moms full and outright kicking of cancers ugly ass.
now as for your ugly ass.................
i like the odds, im calling my bookie and putting big money on your moms full and outright kicking of cancers ugly ass.
now as for your ugly ass.................
xanderphreak:
when ppl you hang with are more of an asshole than you are you dont seem like such an ass. can be a good thing might not. i think its akin to the ladies hangin with ugly ladies so they look better. I had a point here but lost it. Oh well figure it out on your own make up some shit or something.
Okay... my mother has cancer.
I don't know how the day is going to go.
The doctor said if you're going to get it, it might as well be this kind.
Very treatable.
My mother is very upbeat and optimistic.
I don't know what my mind set is just yet.
Update: Prelim-op scheduled for next Thursday the 20th...
So I ask my father after he's...
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I don't know how the day is going to go.
The doctor said if you're going to get it, it might as well be this kind.
Very treatable.
My mother is very upbeat and optimistic.
I don't know what my mind set is just yet.
Update: Prelim-op scheduled for next Thursday the 20th...
So I ask my father after he's...
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clara:
That's a great thing that your parents can stand up for themselves when it comes to healthcare. It's the only way to get what you need.
Good luck, mom!
Good luck, mom!
souljerk:
On the "god" note; in my mind and perhaps even in the mind of the iron&wine lyricist, god is merely a broad term or word used to define all things that exist. More so then the Christian catholic right of rage definition of the word. I my self like the term and use it often if for no other reason then to take the word back from the true blasphemers known as the church. I think a more modern term and definition of god is necessary in a culture that is pacified buy its own false moral structure.
I too no longer feel the incline to believe in the gad that the church wants us to believe. but more so in a conection between all things that exist.
I too no longer feel the incline to believe in the gad that the church wants us to believe. but more so in a conection between all things that exist.
I don't know about you, but I am outraged! These sick fucks claim to have done this for revenge, and for "god". If there can be any lower human beings walking the earth today as we speak, I would find it near inconcievable. I heard this on the radio this morning, and was appauled and yet highly sadened.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
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NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
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Holy shit! Nudie Phil was right, Target may be the biggest trap on earth! So I head in there after work to get a couple this and that's... $158.59 later!!! Dude, all their display tactics worked like a charm for me. Fuckers!
Update:
Mmmmm, that coffee grinder I bought (impulse buy) grinds some mean coffee. And on that note... I can't find my Seals &...
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Mmmmm, that coffee grinder I bought (impulse buy) grinds some mean coffee. And on that note... I can't find my Seals &...
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clara:
I don't like folding laundry either. The nice part about being unemployed is that I can wear the same pajamas for three days running, thus reducing the amount of laundry I have to deal with.
scoots:
its secretful - but lets just say i took your advice from a few days ago.
now make me some coffee with that new bitch of yours.
now make me some coffee with that new bitch of yours.
Positive thinking will allow an easier outcome toward weeks end.
I can't think of what I had planned for this evening?
Maybe I'll just cancel since I don't remember?
To whom it may concern, I'm cancelling.
Midday Depressing Update:
The salon called to reschedule my hair appointment for tomorrow.
I can't think of what I had planned for this evening?
Maybe I'll just cancel since I don't remember?
To whom it may concern, I'm cancelling.
Midday Depressing Update:
The salon called to reschedule my hair appointment for tomorrow.
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xaqary:
"The salon called to reschedule my hair appointment for tomorrow."
Serious?!
Hope you heads alright buddy-
Serious?!
Hope you heads alright buddy-
tinyelvis:
I Mother cut hair in th efront of our house for 20 years. I feel quailfied. 
BooYa my Brotha
BooYa my Brotha
whee!!!