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I think my jaw is out of allignment.

*crack*

tonguemiao!!

Midday Update:
Sweet, just got my new home PC!!!
I guarantee I'll be able to surf porn faster then any human should! wink
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scoots:
keep your blowers cramp to yourself
souljerk:
henry ford has a song?
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Okay... my ass is tired as hell today.

Let's do it again, Daddy.

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
Naked, no. Streamlined, yes.
pinkokitty:
Just think about tomorrow morning, darlin'..

wink ahh..Wednesday morning hangovers...

Meself, I went to the Dubliner for some more Jameson, as seems to only be appropriate..fire in the belly seems hotter than the fire in the air..

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Monday morning... and I feel surprisingly great! Didn't get schnookered once this weekend! For whatever reason I just never felt the urge I usually do... I think responsiblity is creeping into my life.

I hate it when one of your "friends" disappears off your list, and you have no clue who it was. You know someone's missing, but since you have no clue realize, "who...
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danielle:
i know. i know. i know. i think i am starting to catch on to you. wink
souljerk:
ooops i craped your pantz
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Sunday night... I should really go to the bar.

tonguemiao!!

Late Night Update:
Suckas... you missed the apitomy of coolness at Figlio's this evening. We ahh... you know, threw it done.
Nudie Phil looked a tit disheveled.

tonguemiao!!
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beaky:
Sunday night drinking... You just got to start the week off with a bang, or embracing the toilet...
clara:
A tit? Oh, heavens.
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Who wants to play yuppie for a day and drive to Alexandria for me?
All you have to do is be able to add, multiply, and give sound financial advice.

Any takers?

tonguemiao!!
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cipher:
I can do the last three things here, but I can't drive. Why is this, you ask? My shrink says so. That's all I need to know and all you need to know.

It might have something to do with having played too many video games.
mistakesmade:
Hey hey! Just wanted to let you know I posted my set in hopefuls!! I would love everyones feedback and advice for my next set, please Check it out here.

Here's a few pics to motivate you!




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Good News:
I'm back online at home, and I will have a new desktop PC in a little over a week! wink

Bad News:
I think I see my best friend falling down again. That's tough, I've seen it happen before, and he wouldn't let me help... worse yet, he wouldn't help himself. It's depressing to feel helpless with/against someone you love. You know they know...
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pinkokitty:
g'night. and g'morning, for that matter.

bed too.

kiss
benni:
blush i like you.
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Daily planner says I have nothing to do today.
This means I'll be a computer degenerate, buy some plane tickets, and close some loops.

Can't wait to drink some Gluek's Dark this evening in a 32oz. receptacle.

tonguemiao!!

Midday Update:
I'm going to be an Uncle!!!! biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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bankerboy:
Congrats Uncle Neo! What the hell is Gluek's Dark?

bb ARRR!!!
clara:
Congratulations, Drunk Uncle Neo!

Now buy me a plane ticket to somewhere nice.
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Another day... some other way.

I have softball tonight... gotta bring a case to "share".
I love Guinness... no one else will drink it.
I'm such a prick. Ba-dah-da-dah-da... I'm lovin' it!

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
It was actually the middle house, not the first. Stuff it, yuppie. tongue
ll_bean_j:
The now-defunct Deli Haus restaurant in Boston's Kenmore Square had the "guinness float." after a party, it was always Guinness float and Breakfast Anytime.

Guinness, the beer that eats like a meal. Good times.
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Okay, another fun day of work!!! puke

Other shit I'm trying to do today too, like plan flights out to Chicago and L.A.!!! Given they'll only be long weekends, but any getaway is well worth it.

Take care kiddo's!

tonguemiao!!
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clara:
This was our third trip up there to look. There's no chance of going back in time to splooge over the first one we saw.
whoozywhatzy:
the lovely part about staying in Japan is that the company will still be paying for a hotel and I'll be getting full salary though I'm doing absolutely nothing!

How have you been?
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... and then I splooged all over her stomach.

tonguemiao!!
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neelyohara:
Well, that's such a pleasant word for it, now isn't it? Splooge. It just rings nice. wink
prs2000:
so you tell me your left nut hangs lower then your right nut. but yet photographic evidence would seem to say the opposite...

as for which boob hangs lower? i actually went into the bathroom to stand in front of the mirror to try and figure that out and i can't tell. i guess that means i'm pretty symmetrical huh?